Jokes About Lying

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I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve

You know how men lie... that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat.

God is funny like that.
I'm pretty sure Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve

You know how men lie... that's probably why men have the Adam's apple stuck in their throat.

God is funny like that.


Memes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  Anti Men Jokes,  
    
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Him: I don't have no reason to lie

Me: Exactly you lie for no reason
Him: I don't have no reason to lie

Me: Exactly you lie for no reason


Memes,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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Coworker: Omg text me anytime you need a shift covered

Me: Can you work today Coworker: Omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would
Coworker: Omg text me anytime you need a shift covered

Me: Can you work today Coworker: Omg sorry my uncles hamster is in town or I would


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Ironic Jokes,  
    
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How old is you?

Fifteen
How old is you?

Fifteen


Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  R Kelly Meme,  
    
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A man: *Breathes* 

Me:

The lies
A man: *Breathes*

Me:

The lies


Memes,  Funny Jokes On Men,  Feminist Jokes About Men,  
    
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Him: I never said that

Me:
Him: I never said that

Me:


Memes,  Smartphone Humor,  
    
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Why do guys lick their lips before they talk?

To marinate their lies.
Why do guys lick their lips before they talk?

To marinate their lies.


Memes,  Insults To Guys,  
    
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Men. I wanna treat you like a princess you deserve the whole world. I wanna make you happy and stick by you forever. There;s nobody else I'd rather be with.

*Cuffs you*

Men:

And scene.
Men. I wanna treat you like a princess you deserve the whole world. I wanna make you happy and stick by you forever. There;s nobody else I'd rather be with.

*Cuffs you*

Men:

And scene.


Memes,  Pick Up Lines That Work,  Jokes To Pick Up Girls,  
    
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Me: I don't even fw that girl."

Her: "Well I'm finna ask her."

Me:
Me: I don't even fw that girl."

Her: "Well I'm finna ask her."

Me:


Memes,  Women Jokes For Men,  
    
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Men lie so much I'm starting to think Adam ate that damn apple and blamed Eve
Men lie so much I'm starting to think Adam ate that damn apple and blamed Eve

Memes,  Men Insults,  
    
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Y'all ever met somebody that just be lyinggggg??!!! Like what are you lying about everything for every.little.thing
Y'all ever met somebody that just be lyinggggg??!!! Like what are you lying about everything for every.little.thing

Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  Jokes About Liars,  
    
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Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes
Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes


Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Whats a guys favorite line when they get caught?

"Not true but whatever, believe what you want"
Whats a guys favorite line when they get caught?

"Not true but whatever, believe what you want"


Memes,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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me lying to all 5 of my
me lying to all 5 of my

Memes,  Funny Cheating,  
    
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