Jokes About Lying

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Why do guys lick their lips before they talk? To marinate their lies.
Why do guys lick their lips before they talk?

To marinate their lies.

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Men. I wanna treat you like a princess you deserve the whole world. I wanna make you happy and stick by you forever. There;s nobody else I'd rather be with. *Cuffs you* Men: And scene.
Men. I wanna treat you like a princess you deserve the whole world. I wanna make you happy and stick by you forever. There;s nobody else I'd rather be with.

*Cuffs you*

Men:

And scene.

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Me: I don't even fw that girl." Her: "Well I'm finna ask her." Me:
Me: I don't even fw that girl."

Her: "Well I'm finna ask her."

Me:

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Men lie so much I'm starting to think Adam ate that damn apple and blamed Eve
Men lie so much I'm starting to think Adam ate that damn apple and blamed Eve

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Y'all ever met somebody that just be lyinggggg??!!! Like what are you lying about everything for every.little.thing
Y'all ever met somebody that just be lyinggggg??!!! Like what are you lying about everything for every.little.thing

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Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes
Grocery store clerk: Did u find everything ok today

Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes

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Whats a guys favorite line when they get caught? "Not true but whatever, believe what you want"
Whats a guys favorite line when they get caught?

"Not true but whatever, believe what you want"

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me lying to all 5 of my
me lying to all 5 of my

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This is Donald Donald lies When Donald gets caught lying, Donald lies about lying. When there's proof Donald lied about lying, Donald says somebody else lied, Donald is an asshole. Don't be like Donald
This is Donald

Donald lies

When Donald gets caught lying, Donald lies about lying.

When there's proof Donald lied about lying, Donald says somebody else lied,

Donald is an asshole.

Don't be like Donald

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Person w clear skin: Honestly I just drink water it works Me:
Person w clear skin: Honestly I just drink water it works

Me:

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"Awww the plans canceled? I really wanted to ho maybe next time..."
"Awww the plans canceled? I really wanted to ho maybe next time..."

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Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6'4 232lbs Donald Trump was just listed at 6'3 239lbs Someone's lying
Colin Kaepernick is listed at 6'4 232lbs

Donald Trump was just listed at 6'3 239lbs

Someone's lying

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When he's not even your man and he's still lying
When he's not even your man and he's still lying

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" ill call you back in a second "
" ill call you back in a second "

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"Guess who says they're going to start their assignment early but never does?"
"Guess who says they're going to start their assignment early but never does?"

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