Jokes About Makeup

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When u go to Ulta for mascara and all of a sudden u black out and wake up  to a cashier telling u that ur total is $284.71
When u go to Ulta for mascara and all of a sudden u black out and wake up to a cashier telling u that ur total is $284.71

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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When you look at yourself in the mirror after trying to even out your eyeliner

What have I done

I'm gonna be late

Wheres the q-tip
When you look at yourself in the mirror after trying to even out your eyeliner

What have I done

I'm gonna be late

Wheres the q-tip


Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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*Does makeup*

Bathroom lighting: You on fleek baby go kill!

Natural lighting: 

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
*Does makeup*

Bathroom lighting: You on fleek baby go kill!

Natural lighting:

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  Good Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Me over here struggling to squeeze the clothes over my without getting makeup on them
Me over here struggling to squeeze the clothes over my without getting makeup on them

Memes,  Clothes Jokes,  
    
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When girls put on makeup they be like

It's morphin time!!!
When girls put on makeup they be like

It's morphin time!!!


Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Me: I'm just gonna wear a bare face today

20minutes later
Me: I'm just gonna wear a bare face today

20minutes later


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Me trying to calculate how I am going to survive until my next paycheck because of the new makeup releases...
Me trying to calculate how I am going to survive until my next paycheck because of the new makeup releases...

Memes,  Paycheck Meme,  
    
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When he sees me without makeup and still calls me beautiful
When he sees me without makeup and still calls me beautiful

Memes,  Cute Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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When she finish beating her face then hit ur phone like "peep the glo"
When she finish beating her face then hit ur phone like "peep the glo"

Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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"What makeup do you want for Christmas?"

Brushes, palettes, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, foundation, concealer... You naaaaame it!
"What makeup do you want for Christmas?"

Brushes, palettes, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, foundation, concealer... You naaaaame it!


Memes,  Shirley Caesar Meme,  Christmas Gift Meme,  
    
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Me: I need to get up and wash my makeup off

Also me: But you're already in bed and comfy. Go to sleep

Me: But acn-

Also me: Shhhh
Me: I need to get up and wash my makeup off

Also me: But you're already in bed and comfy. Go to sleep

Me: But acn-

Also me: Shhhh


Memes,  Acne Jokes,  
    
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When you're wearing minimal makeup and someone says "Wow I love your makeup!"

You fool

This isn't even my final form
When you're wearing minimal makeup and someone says "Wow I love your makeup!"

You fool

This isn't even my final form


Memes,  Dragon Ball Z Memes,  Funny Anime Quotes,  
    
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When you send him a selfie with no make-up on and he asks, "who's that?"
When you send him a selfie with no make-up on and he asks, "who's that?"

Memes,  Selfie Jokes,  Ugly People Problems,  
    
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when you're watching a makeup tutorial and they recommend a $100 powder
when you're watching a makeup tutorial and they recommend a $100 powder

Memes,  Price Jokes,  
    
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