Jokes About Makeup

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I was hair and makeup for this baby in Black Mirror and I just slabbed strawberry Smuckers all over that noggin. Got paid 300k.
I was hair and makeup for this baby in Black Mirror and I just slabbed strawberry Smuckers all over that noggin. Got paid 300k.

Memes,  Tv Show Jokes,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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When I start my makeup vs when I finish
When I start my makeup vs when I finish

Memes,  Makeup Fail,  
    
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When you're trying to squeeze the shirt over your head without getting makeup on it
When you're trying to squeeze the shirt over your head without getting makeup on it

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  
    
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What guys view as no makeup vs. what it really is:
What guys view as no makeup vs. what it really is:

Memes,  Kendall Jenner Meme,  
    
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When u go to Ulta for mascara and all of a sudden u black out and wake up  to a cashier telling u that ur total is $284.71
When u go to Ulta for mascara and all of a sudden u black out and wake up to a cashier telling u that ur total is $284.71

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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When you look at yourself in the mirror after trying to even out your eyeliner

What have I done

I'm gonna be late

Wheres the q-tip
When you look at yourself in the mirror after trying to even out your eyeliner

What have I done

I'm gonna be late

Wheres the q-tip


Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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*Does makeup*

Bathroom lighting: You on fleek baby go kill!

Natural lighting: 

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
*Does makeup*

Bathroom lighting: You on fleek baby go kill!

Natural lighting:

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  Good Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Me over here struggling to squeeze the clothes over my without getting makeup on them
Me over here struggling to squeeze the clothes over my without getting makeup on them

Memes,  Clothes Jokes,  
    
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When girls put on makeup they be like

It's morphin time!!!
When girls put on makeup they be like

It's morphin time!!!


Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Me: I'm just gonna wear a bare face today

20minutes later
Me: I'm just gonna wear a bare face today

20minutes later


Memes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Me trying to calculate how I am going to survive until my next paycheck because of the new makeup releases...
Me trying to calculate how I am going to survive until my next paycheck because of the new makeup releases...

Memes,  Paycheck Meme,  
    
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When he sees me without makeup and still calls me beautiful
When he sees me without makeup and still calls me beautiful

Memes,  Cute Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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When she finish beating her face then hit ur phone like "peep the glo"
When she finish beating her face then hit ur phone like "peep the glo"

Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself
Me: I'm going to start buying presents for people on my list

Inner me: Just buy makeup for yourself


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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"What makeup do you want for Christmas?"

Brushes, palettes, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, foundation, concealer... You naaaaame it!
"What makeup do you want for Christmas?"

Brushes, palettes, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, foundation, concealer... You naaaaame it!


Memes,  Shirley Caesar Meme,  Christmas Gift Meme,  
    
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