Jokes About Menopause

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so you can't get pregnant huh? it's not allan fault you are a old woman. maybe it's menopause hahaha!!
so you can't get pregnant huh? it's not allan fault

you are a old woman. maybe it's menopause hahaha!!

Memes,  Allan Meme,  Allan Jokes,  
    
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I'm 53, going through menopause, and make minimum wage... What can I possibly do for you?
I'm 53, going through menopause, and make minimum wage...

What can I possibly do for you?

Memes,  Menopause Jokes,  
    
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now that menopause has begun, a day witut physically harming someone is a good day.
now that menopause has begun, a day witut physically harming someone is a good day.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Jokes Short One Liners,  
    
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Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges.

Funny Quotes,  Women Jokes Funny,  
    
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I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as you are by what comes out of my hot flashing, mood swinging, memory losing mouth!
I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as you are by what comes out of my hot flashing, mood swinging, memory losing mouth!

Funny Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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my definition of a t flash... your body deciding to spontaneously combust while taking you on a secret rollercoaster ride through the bowels of !
my definition of a t flash... your body deciding to spontaneously combust while taking you on a secret rollercoaster ride through the bowels of !

Funny Jokes,  Old Woman Joke,  
    
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Menopause It's a thin line between love and homocide
Menopause

It's a thin line between love and homocide

Memes,  Menopause Jokes,  Funny Love Joke,  Good Short Jokes,  
    
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Menopause Ain't nobody got time for that!
Menopause

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Memes,  Sweet Brown Meme (theme),  Short Women Jokes  
    
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Pre-menopause It has all sorts of surprises for you!
Pre-menopause

It has all sorts of surprises for you!

Memes,  Menopause Jokes,  Good Short Jokes  
    
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Early menopause? But I'm Kirsten Dunst?!! I'm Kirsten dunst dammit!
Early menopause?

But I'm Kirsten Dunst?!! I'm Kirsten dunst dammit!

Demotivational Posters,  Menopause Jokes,  Funny Women Posters  
    
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This is what you get when menopause meets insomnia!
This is what you get when menopause meets insomnia!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  Funny Ecards For Her  
    
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Menopause Kitteh Had a hot flash
Menopause Kitteh

Had a hot flash

Memes,  Funny Kitten Jokes,  Woman Jokes One Liners  
    
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I don't have hot flashes I have short, Private vacations in the tropics
I don't have hot flashes I have short, Private vacations in the tropics

Funny Jokes,  Funny Vacation Quotes,  Short Women Jokes  
    
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I want to sleep all night, really, I do. Then 3am comes along, teams up with my menopause an all bets are off-with me as the biggest loser.
I want to sleep all night, really, I do.

Then 3am comes along, teams up with my menopause an all bets are off-with me as the biggest loser.

Memes,  Hilarious Woman Jokes,  Good Woman Jokes  
    
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Wife starts menopause "I bleed enough for the both of us"
Wife starts menopause

"I bleed enough for the both of us"

Memes,  Angry Wife Jokes,  Short Wife Jokes  
    
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