Jokes About Oklahoma

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In Oklahoma it is illegal to take a bit out of someone else's hamburger
In Oklahoma it is illegal to take a bit out of someone else's hamburger

Funny Facts,  Funny Laws,  Burger Jokes,  
    
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Good Jokes And Riddles,  Question And Answer Jokes For Kids,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme)  
    
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Q: Why didn't the police arrest Clay Aiken for fighting a girl in Tulsa, Oklahoma?

A: Catfights aren't against the law in Tulsa!


Funny Girl Jokes,  Police Humor,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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You know youre from Oklahoma if:

1. Youve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

2. You cant get married to your sweetheart because theres a law against it.

3. Youve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor.

4. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

5.The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount of gas in the tank.


Redneck Insults,  Hillbilly Jokes  
    
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The Oklahoma players are so lucky. When they go Christmas shopping for their mother, girlfriend and sister they only have to buy one gift.

Oklahoma Sooners Jokes,  Lame Christmas Jokes  
    
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Q: How does an Oklahoma girl earn money for college?

A: The Tooth Fairy.


Tooth Fairy Jokes,  Redneck Teeth Jokes,  Teeth Jokes  
    
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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Oklahoma Jokes,  Funny State Facts  
    
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Q: What do Oklahomans do on Halloween?

A: Pump kin!


Oklahoma Jokes,  Good Redneck Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Oklahoma burned down?

A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Poor Jokes  
    
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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oklahoma?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Jesus Humor  
    
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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Oklahoma campus?

A: A visitor.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Ugly Girl Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Oklahoma State University library?

A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Oklahoma State Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes  
    
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Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma?

A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Redneck Teeth Jokes  
    
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Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios?

A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!


Oklahoma Jokes,  Oklahoma Sooners Jokes,  College Football Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do Oklahoma State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


Oklahoma Jokes,  Oklahoma State Jokes,  Jokes About Stupid People  
    
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