Jokes About Pennsylvania

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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania.

Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania.

Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!


Simba Jokes,  Funny Lion King,  
    
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Meanwhile in Philly you spent a hour digging out your car

Put a trash can to hold your spot 10 minutes later your neighbor takes your spot
Meanwhile in Philly you spent a hour digging out your car

Put a trash can to hold your spot 10 minutes later your neighbor takes your spot


Memes,  Winter Jokes One Liners,  Winter Humor,  
    
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The Philadelphia Eagles team captains
The Philadelphia Eagles team captains

Memes,  Philadelphia Eagles Memes,  Great Joke  
    
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That awkward moment

When you're an eagles fan
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TexasCowboy: Desperately wishing they had Andy Reid right about now
That awkward moment

When you're an eagles fan


Memes,  Philadelphia Eagles Memes,  Fan Jokes,  
    
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God paid $850,000 to play Penn state

Took the money and the win
God paid $850,000 to play Penn state

Took the money and the win


Pennsylvania State Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners  
    
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What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Pennsylvania.


Pencil Jokes,  Silly Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Pittsburgh's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.


College Jokes In English,  Quick Fire Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the only thing that grows in Philadelphia?

A: The Crime Rate!


Crime Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer  
    
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Q: Where does everyone get there pencils from?

A: Pennsylvania!


Pencil Jokes,  Jokes For Nine Year Olds  
    
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Q: How many University of Pittsburgh freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.


Freshman Humor,  Light Bulbs Jokes,  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Pittsburgh football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Cement Jokes,  Fan Jokes  
    
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"Mommy, how come the Steelers don't have cheerleaders?"

"Well, they can't find 12 girls in Pittsburgh with all their teeth."
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"Mommy, how come the Steelers don't have cheerleaders?"

"Well, they can't find 12 girls in Pittsburgh with all their teeth."


Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes,  Anti Steelers Jokes  
    
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Q: Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado?

A: Heinz Fieldp - they never get a touchdown there!


Weather Jokes,  Football Jokes One Liners  
    
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