Jokes About Sex

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when she says y'all can't have se til you put a ring on it
when she says y'all can't have se til you put a ring on it

Memes,  Ring Jokes,  Bed Puns,  
    
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me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.
me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:
me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:


Memes,  Murder Jokes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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Her: Ima tell you something but don't let it go to your head

Me:Nah what is it

her: You laid it down last night

Me:
Her: Ima tell you something but don't let it go to your head

Me:Nah what is it

her: You laid it down last night

Me:


Memes,  Cocky Jokes,  Narcissism Jokes,  
    
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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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when he's ing you rough, smacking your  & talking , & all you can do is look at him & beg for dear mercy
when he's ing you rough, smacking your & talking , & all you can do is look at him & beg for dear mercy

Memes,  Patrick Star Meme (theme),  
    
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when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete
when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity? 

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what
me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity?

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what


Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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her: "you pulled out, right?'

me: "yup"
her: "you pulled out, right?'

me: "yup"


Memes,  Laundry Puns,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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"he a new new man. he got some cutty last night"
"he a new new man. he got some cutty last night"

Memes,  Funny Movie Quote,  
    
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doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down  destroyer*
doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down destroyer*


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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bae: "if you was here right now i'd let you "

me:
bae: "if you was here right now i'd let you "

me:


Memes,  Sexting Meme,  Bae Meme,  
    
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wife: off to the  store, mr flaccid

husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements
wife: off to the store, mr flaccid

husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements


Memes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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*after sex*

her: say something sweet to me

me: 

you just got

nutted on!!!
*after sex*

her: say something sweet to me

me:

you just got

nutted on!!!


Memes,  Rude Funny Pictures,  
    
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when u hit it last night and she asks what's for breakfast
when u hit it last night and she asks what's for breakfast

Memes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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