Jokes About Sex

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i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:
i'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop

what really happens:


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when you nut fast but she comforts you knowing it's cause her  fire
when you nut fast but she comforts you knowing it's cause her fire

Memes,  Pussy Memes,  Anime Memes,  
    
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when she says y'all can't have se til you put a ring on it
when she says y'all can't have se til you put a ring on it

Memes,  Ring Jokes,  Bed Puns,  
    
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me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.
me: take it slow, don't let him know you're a freak yet.

me to me: ask daddy to cke you.


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:
me: cke her shes a freak

me: i think i killed her

me:


Memes,  Murder Jokes,  Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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Her: Ima tell you something but don't let it go to your head

Me:Nah what is it

her: You laid it down last night

Me:
Her: Ima tell you something but don't let it go to your head

Me:Nah what is it

her: You laid it down last night

Me:


Memes,  Cocky Jokes,  Narcissism Jokes,  
    
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me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber
me on first date: i'm gonna wait a month to get to know him before we have sex

sae me: you, need,. sum. k! cke him down in the uber


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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when he's ing you rough, smacking your  & talking , & all you can do is look at him & beg for dear mercy
when he's ing you rough, smacking your & talking , & all you can do is look at him & beg for dear mercy

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when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete
when she talks you into having sex on the first date and now you feel like a complete

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity? 

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what
me: am i healthy enough for sexual activity?

dr: yes

me: am i handsome enough for sexual activity?

dr: what

me: what


Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Funny Flirty Jokes,  
    
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her: "you pulled out, right?'

me: "yup"
her: "you pulled out, right?'

me: "yup"


Memes,  Laundry Puns,  Pull Out Meme,  
    
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"he a new new man. he got some cutty last night"
"he a new new man. he got some cutty last night"

Memes,  Funny Movie Quote,  
    
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doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down  destroyer*
doc: are you sexually active?

guy: im on team valor

doc: sorry for the dumb question

*writes down destroyer*


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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bae: "if you was here right now i'd let you "

me:
bae: "if you was here right now i'd let you "

me:


Memes,  Sexting Meme,  Bae Meme,  
    
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wife: off to the  store, mr flaccid

husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements
wife: off to the store, mr flaccid

husband: sorry, can't hear you over all these achievements


Memes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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