Jokes About Short People

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Friend: Omg you're so short

Me:
Friend: Omg you're so short

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Pictures,  
    
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When small people get angry
When small people get angry

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Short people

Short people everywhere
Short people

Short people everywhere


Tall Guy Problems,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).

Tall People Insults,  God Jokes,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
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'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'
'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'

Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees
When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees

Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.
Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.
Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.

Short Person Jokes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Midgets just aren't on the up and up.
Midgets just aren't on the up and up.

Short People Puns,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
when do you kick a midget in the balls?

when he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice


Midget Insults,  Will Ferrell Jokes,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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When you're the short one in the squad so u just
When you're the short one in the squad so u just

Squad Meme,  Funny Jokes For Girls,  
    
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Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are
Short people problem #51

Constantly being reminded of how short you are


Short People Problems,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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People can't see me

Has anyone seen Alice?
People can't see me

Has anyone seen Alice?


Short Girl Problems,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
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she's not trying to be sexy

she's taking a picture with her srter friends
she's not trying to be sexy

she's taking a picture with her srter friends


Tall Jokes One Liners,  Tall Women Jokes,  
    
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