Jokes About Short People

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sometimes i just lie here and think about w lady gaga is only 5'1"

is this what i ing look like to other people? i'm embared
sometimes i just lie here and think about w lady gaga is only 5'1"

is this what i ing look like to other people? i'm embared


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Lady Gaga,  
    
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Do short people also start their stories like... "When I was little" or they just say "As I am today..."
Do short people also start their stories like... "When I was little" or they just say "As I am today..."

Memes,  Story Jokes,  Funny Random Thoughts,  
    
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Someone said, when a short person
Someone said, when a short person

Memes,  Short Person Joke,  
    
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This is what girls under 5'4 look like when theyre mad
This is what girls under 5'4 look like when theyre mad

Memes,  Short Girl Problems,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.
Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.

Memes,  Microwave Jokes,  
    
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Friend: Omg you're so short

Me:
Friend: Omg you're so short

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Pictures,  
    
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When small people get angry
When small people get angry

Memes,  Angry Jokes,  Small Person Jokes,  
    
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Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).

Tall People Insults,  God Jokes,  Short Person Jokes,  
    
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Short people

Short people everywhere
Short people

Short people everywhere


Tall Guy Problems,  Everywhere Meme (theme),  
    
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'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'
'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'

Tall Jokes For Short People,  Short People Jokes,  
    
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When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees
When you take pictures with tall people and they bend their knees

Short Person Jokes,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.
Wanting to kiss someone spontaneously but not being able to reach their lips.

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.
Poor guy was constantly standing on his tippy toes to be taller than his girlfriend.

Short Person Jokes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

Short Person Joke,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Midgets just aren't on the up and up.
Midgets just aren't on the up and up.

Short People Puns,  Short People Jokes One Liners,  
    
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