Jokes And Riddles Funny

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I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

What am I?
I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

What am I?



Funny Trivia,  Fun Trivia Quizzes,  Trick Question Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horses mouth?
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horses mouth?

Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Funny Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?

Funny Jokes And Riddles,  Jokes Riddle,  
    
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What is the easiest way to poke a balloon without popping it?
What is the easiest way to poke a balloon without popping it?


Funny Trivia Questions And Answers,  Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  
    
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What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!


Food Jokes For Kids,  Firemen Jokes,  Firework Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray?

A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.


Funny Girl Jokes,  Dumb Woman Jokes,  
    
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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!


Scary Movie Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.


Good Woman Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes  
    
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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Your great-ant !


Uncle Jokes,  Insect Puns,  
    
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What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist !


Drawing Jokes,  Car Puns  
    
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Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?

A: A ghost host!


Ghost Puns,  Halloween Puns,  
    
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What do you call a lion who has your mother's sister for dinner?

An aunt-eater.


Lion Jokes,  Dinner Jokes,  
    
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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.


Funny Spider Jokes,  Getting Married Jokes,  
    
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After each sentence below, say my friend did too.
I went to the circus.
I ate some popcorn.
I went on some rides.
I ate some cotton candy.
I got some balloons.
I got some more to eat.
The balloons popped
MY FRIEND DID TOO!


Lame Jokes,  Bad Joke,  Cheesy Jokes For Kids,  Riddles Funny Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

A: To see time fly.


Clock Jokes,  Window Jokes,  
    
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