Jokes Drinking

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Me: *cracks a cold one with the boys*

Everyone at the AA meeting:
Me: *cracks a cold one with the boys*

Everyone at the AA meeting:


Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  Beer Jokes,  
    
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How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life
How do people get the right drunk? I'm either really sober and bored or smashed out my face and ruining my life

Memes,  Drunk Humor,  
    
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Imagine you get home.. and you're drunk asf you gotta these stairs..

My goofy ass wouldn't be able to walk up these sover
Imagine you get home.. and you're drunk asf you gotta these stairs..

My goofy ass wouldn't be able to walk up these sover


Memes,  Drunk Humor,  Stair Jokes,  
    
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"Keep an eye on how much you think tonight"

Me:
"Keep an eye on how much you think tonight"

Me:


Memes,  Stevie Wonder Memes,  
    
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"And for the lady what drink can we get you?"

Me: a beer
"And for the lady what drink can we get you?"

Me: a beer


Memes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol
When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol

Memes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  Hobby Jokes,  
    
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lots of work done today
lots of work done today

Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:
Me: Ok, I'll go out for happy hour, but I'm definitely not getting crazy

4 hours later:


Memes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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Friend: You wanna day drink this weekend?

Me:
Friend: You wanna day drink this weekend?

Me:


Memes,  Weekend Memes,  
    
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When your friend's drunk and you have to look after them because they do stupid things
When your friend's drunk and you have to look after them because they do stupid things

Memes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  Finding Nemo Meme,  
    
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Me trying to act casual after I've been day drinking since 10am
Me trying to act casual after I've been day drinking since 10am

Memes,  Funny Drunk Images,  
    
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When your friend says "I think you've had enough to drink"
When your friend says "I think you've had enough to drink"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Memes,  Fridge Meme,  Wine Memes,  
    
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Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage
Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage

Memes,  Wine Meme,  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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