Jokes For 3 Year Olds

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday.


Wordplay Jokes,  Great Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Who's There  
    
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Q: What's green and short and goes camping?

A: A boy sprout!


Boy Scout Jokes,  Camping Puns,  Childrens Riddles,  
    
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Q: Where do fish go when they are sick?

A: The Doctopus!


Best Sick Jokes,  Fish Puns,  Childrens Riddles,  
    
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Q: What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A: A Meow-tain!


Funny Cat Puns,  Mountain Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Riddles For Children,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!


Cute Kids Jokes,  Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Funniest Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!


Cold Puns,  Knock Knock Whos There,  Knock Knock Jokes For Children,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and trick or treat!


Halloween Puns,  Children Jokes,  Knock Knock Whos There,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?


Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Witch Jokes,  Broom Jokes,  
    
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- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Water
- Water Who?
- Water you doing?


Cute Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Jokes For Children,  Knock Knock Kids Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the black cat put oil on the mouse?

A: Because it squeaked!


Mouse Jokes,  Black Cat Jokes,  Childrens Animal Jokes,  
    
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Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

A: Cookies!


Good Children Jokes,  Cookie Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles?

Because their shoes are too tight.


Elephant Puns,  Funny Elephant Jokes,  Childrens Animal Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh!


Funny Fish Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  Childrens Animal Jokes,  
    
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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.


Brain Puns,  Brain Jokes,  Childrens Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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