Jokes For 40 Year Olds

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Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Age Jokes,  
    
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40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas

Happy Birthday
40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas

Happy Birthday


Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Body Jokes,  
    
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Here's to 21 years (with 19 years of experience).

Happy 40th Birthday!
Here's to 21 years (with 19 years of experience).

Happy 40th Birthday!


Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Funny Bday Ecards,  
    
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now that i'm 40 i take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon & a st of tequila!
now that i'm 40 i take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon & a st of tequila!

Tequila Jokes,  Old Age Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax
I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax


Corny Birthday Jokes,  40 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!
I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!

40 Year Old Jokes,  Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  
    
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that moment when you turn 40 

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k
that moment when you turn 40

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k


Memes,  Don Draper Meme,  
    
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Not sure if Rod Stewart

Or Barry Manilow
Not sure if Rod Stewart

Or Barry Manilow


Memes,  Barry Manilow Jokes,  Music Meme,  
    
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Inside every 40 year old body is a 20 year old wondering what happened?
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Alex y leticia: Pásatelo muy bien y recuérdalo siempre ( yo tengo pelo y tu eres una vieja calva)
Alex y leticia: Pika te deseamos un feliz cumpleaños desde Leeds nos hubiera gustado estar allí contigo
Inside every 40 year old body is a 20 year old wondering what happened?

Funny Jokes,  40 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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when you hit 40, mulasking just means you can sneeze and pee at the same time.
when you hit 40, mulasking just means you can sneeze and pee at the same time.

Funny Quotes,  40 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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Every time a woman turns 40 a cougar is born
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Marilyn white: 44+ waring over left over dick
Every time a woman turns 40 a cougar is born

Funny Quotes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I am almost 40 but feel like I'm still 20...

...So I hang out with some 20 year olds and then I'm like, no, never mind, I am really 40!
I am almost 40 but feel like I'm still 20...

...So I hang out with some 20 year olds and then I'm like, no, never mind, I am really 40!


Funny Jokes,  20 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 40

I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I'm not 40

I'm 18 with 22 years experience


Funny Jokes,  Funny Shirts,  
    
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