Jokes For 5 Year Olds

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What is a squirrel's favorite ballet?

The Nut Cracker.


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Q: What has one horn and gives milk
A: A milk truck.


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What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
Lemon-aid!


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When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!


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Q: Who is the best dancer at a monster party?

A: The Boogieman!


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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.


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Q: What do you call a cow that cant moo?

A: A Milk Dud!


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Q: What are twins favorite fruit?

A: Pears!


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Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?

A. You rocket.


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Q: What do you call a sad bird?

A: A bluebird!


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Q: What is a sharks favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Oh no, why are you crying?


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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?


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What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

(Catch you later!)


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Q. What runs but can't walk?

A. The faucet!


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