Jokes For 50 Year Olds

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Turning one year older used to be awesome.

Used. to.
Turning one year older used to be awesome.

Used. to.


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There once was a man called Graeme Ross, 
We all knew his wife was the boss. 
For one day in his life,
He outranked his wife,
And said "I'm fifty - I don't give a toss!"
There once was a man called Graeme Ross,
We all knew his wife was the boss.
For one day in his life,
He outranked his wife,
And said "I'm fifty - I don't give a toss!"


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You know you're 50 when...

You want your kids' to think you're cool, so you ask them to help set up your own page on MyFace and you can't understand what they're giggling about.


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Bad news: You're 50

Good news: I'm not
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big bro: have a fantastic 50th love you lots little sis xxxx
Bad news: You're 50

Good news: I'm not


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May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

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I turn 50 next week, Doc. I'm really depressed.

So it's probably not a good time to tell you about colonoscopies.
I turn 50 next week, Doc. I'm really depressed.

So it's probably not a good time to tell you about colonoscopies.


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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

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At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank.

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You know you're 50 when you spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

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Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under FICTION.


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Turning 50? Hot flashes? Dont think of it as menopause. Think of it as regular short vacations in the tropics.

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You know you're 50 when you're still hot, but only in flashes.

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50 years old: you finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

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Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

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