Jokes For 60 Year Olds

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A 60 year old woman goes to see a matchmaker. One of her criteria is a man with regular bowel movements. 
The matchmaker asks, Does it matter if theyre voluntary?
A 60 year old woman goes to see a matchmaker. One of her criteria is a man with regular bowel movements.
The matchmaker asks, Does it matter if theyre voluntary?


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60 Year Old Jokes,  Great Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Keep

Calm

You're

Only 

60
Keep

Calm

You're

Only

60


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By the time you hit 60, when someone leaves a sexy lipstick message on your mirror, your first reaction is wondering how to clean it off.

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It's a sin to look this good at 60
It's a sin to look this good at 60

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Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.

You wonder why the TV remote isnt working, then realize its a cordless phone.

At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.

When classic movies come on, your comments are: Shes dead. Hes dead. Theyre all dead.

Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.

The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.

You can never totally, completely trust a fart.

Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.

Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.

Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.


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Grandson: Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?

Grandpa: When her sister dumped me.


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