Jokes For A Roast

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Grandma: I see you still attached to that phone"

Me: I see you still attached to that wig #
Grandma: I see you still attached to that phone"

Me: I see you still attached to that wig #


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  Thanksgiving Clap Back,  
    
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[To retiree] We wanted to immortalize you by having your likeness made into a bronze statue, but its too expensive. So we have another gift that will give you the bronze look - this tube of suntan lotion.

Statue Jokes,  Retirement Roast Jokes,  
    
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Have you ever thought of suing your brain for nonsupport?

Lawsuit Jokes,  Stupid One Liner Jokes  
    
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KAPPITS (4)
quaje: yo moma so dumb she put 2 quaters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent
des: lol
ddz: lol
It's not Halloweeen - take your mask off.

Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  Halloween Jokes,  Halloween One Liners,  
    
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[Small crowd] I forgot to bring something with me - my audience.

Forgetful Jokes,  Offensive Short Jokes  
    
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[To Roastee] I thought of you today... I was vomiting.

Sick Jokes 2014,  Funny Mean Sayings  
    
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All that you are, you owe to your parents. I know a good lawyer.

Debt Jokes,  Parents Jokes  
    
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[Roastee's name], you're a great guy. You should go far. That's not a prediction; it's a request.

Amazing Disses,  Greatest Disses,  
    
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It was rumored that your mother once had an abortion, and now, as we can see, it's true.

Funny Abortion Quotes,  Rude Text Jokes  
    
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[Roastee's name] was so impressed with his chin he added several more.

Big Chin Jokes,  
    
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[The boss] Hes not the kind of man who takes work home with him. How can he? We do all the work.

Funny Work Related Quotes,  Joke On Boss  
    
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Every person has the right to be ugly, but you've abused that right.

Ugly Jokes Comebacks,  Ugly Disses  
    
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Hes always been a swinger. Instead of an umbilical cord, he was born with a bungee cord.

Gay Insults,  Swinging Jokes  
    
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He's about as useful as a sunroof in a submarine.

Brutal Insults,  Really Funny Joke  
    
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He's got a Teflon brain... nothing sticks.

Best Roasting Jokes,  Best Disses Ever  
    
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