Jokes For Adults

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her: "stay the night"

him: "i can't"

her: "i got wee and i'll make you bacon in the morning"
her: "stay the night"

him: "i can't"

her: "i got wee and i'll make you bacon in the morning"


Memes,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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"What's your favorite childhood memory?"

Me: Not paying bills
"What's your favorite childhood memory?"

Me: Not paying bills


Memes,  Bills Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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When you get your tax return

But you got kids, mortgage and other adult priorities
When you get your tax return

But you got kids, mortgage and other adult priorities


Memes,  Tax Return Meme,  
    
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the cuddle

after sex
the cuddle

after sex


Cute Romantic Jokes,  Adult Humor,  
    
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My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.
My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.

Jokes About Teenagers,  David Bowie Jokes,  
    
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when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!
when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!


Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!
Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!

Funny 18th Birthday Wishes,  18 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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when you don't break up happy mes, but you do visit them
when you don't break up happy mes, but you do visit them

Funny Jokes,  Short Adult Jokes,  
    
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Over 18

No kids allowed

You will be blocked
Over 18

No kids allowed

You will be blocked


Memes,  Funny Pictures For Instagram,  Instagram Comedy,  
    
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Fireball?? 

Let the grown ups know when you try a REAL whisky
KAPPITS (1)
STAY HOME TONIGHT?: FUCK THAT NOISE, ITS TURN UP TIME
Fireball??

Let the grown ups know when you try a REAL whisky


Memes,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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mark's  is only 

this big
mark's is only

this big


Memes,  Mark Meme,  
    
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w it looks

w it feels
w it looks

w it feels


Memes,  Period Memes,  Period Jokes,  
    
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My house when my kids play

My house when my kids have friends over
My house when my kids play

My house when my kids have friends over


Funny Pictures,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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You can sleep all day if you want to

I'm bout to get this money
You can sleep all day if you want to

I'm bout to get this money


Memes,  Business And Work Jokes,  
    
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sex is all fun & games until

someone has to sleep in the wet spot
sex is all fun & games until

someone has to sleep in the wet spot


Memes,  Memes About Sex,  Funny Sleep Sayings,  
    
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