Jokes For Adults

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Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"
Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"

Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn't made plans and wondering how you hurt your back
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn't made plans and wondering how you hurt your back

Memes,  Relatable Posts,  Best Adult Joke,  
    
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Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone 's busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn't do during the week.It's all stupid.
Adulthood is low key lonely af. Everyone 's busy. Everyone sucks at texting. We all just work all day to come home and sleep to wake up and work again. On weekends you catch up on things you couldn't do during the week.It's all stupid.

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  Best Adult Joke,  
    
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Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer
Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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Adult friendships

I'm off Wednesday and Thursday

Lmao

Im off Tuesday Friday
Adult friendships

I'm off Wednesday and Thursday

Lmao

Im off Tuesday Friday


Memes,  Friendship Jokes,  Text Memes,  
    
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Remember when you thought people in their 30's were adults?

Hahahahaha

(help me)
Remember when you thought people in their 30's were adults?

Hahahahaha

(help me)


Memes,  Funny 30 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Apparently being an adult means Googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.
Apparently being an adult means Googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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my kind of trick or treatin'
my kind of trick or treatin'

Memes,  Trick Or Treat Meme,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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her: "stay the night"

him: "i can't"

her: "i got wee and i'll make you bacon in the morning"
her: "stay the night"

him: "i can't"

her: "i got wee and i'll make you bacon in the morning"


Memes,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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"What's your favorite childhood memory?"

Me: Not paying bills
"What's your favorite childhood memory?"

Me: Not paying bills


Memes,  Bills Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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When you get your tax return

But you got kids, mortgage and other adult priorities
When you get your tax return

But you got kids, mortgage and other adult priorities


Memes,  Tax Return Meme,  
    
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the cuddle

after sex
the cuddle

after sex


Cute Romantic Jokes,  Adult Humor,  
    
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My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.
My fiery rage at teenagers who've never heard of David Bowie is the only thing keeping me warm today.

Jokes About Teenagers,  David Bowie Jokes,  
    
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when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!
when she starts to act up

give her the act right cuffs!


Funny Freaky Jokes,  
    
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Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!
Eighteen years ago today, you emerged from the womb. Congratulations on your adulthood! Happy Birthday!

Funny 18th Birthday Wishes,  18 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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