Jokes For Five Year Olds

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Friendly fleas and fire flies.
Friendly fleas and fire flies.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Lunch is on me.


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What did one candle say to another?

Are you going out tonight?


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Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He could always MAKE friends.


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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunnymoon.


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What room can a student never enter?

A Mushroom!


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What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive!


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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a VEST!


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What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

(A yam session!)


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What did the nut say when it sneezed?

(Cashew!)


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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ear!
Ear who?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you!


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Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

A: Jail-birds!


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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!


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What's a glow worms favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!


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What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Pennsylvania.


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