Jokes For Four Year Olds

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the Mew-seum
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the Mew-seum

Museum Jokes,  Worst Puns,  Cat Jokes Puns  
    
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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Funny Dinosaur Jokes,  Car Jokes For Kids,  Car Crash Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A maybe!

Bee Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Kids Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the bee get married?

A: Becase he found his honey

Bee Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Kids Jokes,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!!

Kid Jokes,  Humor For Kids,  Playground Jokes,  
    
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Q: What kind of ant is good at math?

A: An accountant.

Ant Jokes,  Kids Joke,  Accountant Jokes,  
    
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Q: Where does George Washington keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies..

Kid Jokes,  Arm Jokes,  Arm Puns  
    
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Q: What does a calendar eat?

A: dates

Kid Jokes,  Time Puns,  
    
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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Barber Jokes,  Jokes For Kids,  Kids Jokes One Liners  
    
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Q: Where do cows go for fun?

A: To the moo-vies!

Cow Jokes For Kids,  Cow Puns,  Cow Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the only thing worse than P soup?

A: Poo soup

Pea Soup Joke,  Poop Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A: A potato wedge!

Potato Puns,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why do tigers have stripes?

So they won't be spotted.

Tiger Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  Kids Jokes,  
    
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What's a zebra?

A horse behind bars.

Zebra Jokes,  Kids Joke,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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Q: Who stole the soap?

A: The robber ducky!

Duck Jokes,  Animal Jokes,  Kids Jokes,  
    
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