Jokes For Kids

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Here Are The Funniest Jokes For Kids Online


This is a vast collection of over 100 of the best jokes for kids. We've gathered our favorite jokes from the web and what users have sent to us to put this list together. Please don't forget to comment, rate and share your favorite kids jokes.
Where do mummies go for a swim?

 To the dead sea!
Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea!


Mummy Jokes,  Egypt Puns,  Kid Riddles,  
    
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When mom says no but dad says yes
When mom says no but dad says yes

Memes,  Mom Jokes,  Jokes About Parents,  
    
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When you tell mom to look for you on TV.
When you tell mom to look for you on TV.

Funny Pictures,  Be Like,  Hilarious Captions,  
    
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They called me weak

I'll show them
They called me weak

I'll show them


Memes,  Cute Funny Joke,  Funny Exercise Pictures,  
    
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.


Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids,  Funny Christmas Sayings For Kids  
    
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The Truth For Kids

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


Truth Humor,  Truth Jokes,  Crazy Jokes For Kids  
    
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Who can you trust with a secret?

A Mummy... they always keep things under wraps!


Trust Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  
    
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Down to build blanket forts.
I'm D.T.B.B.F.

Down to build blanket forts.


Funny Ecards,  Humor For Kids,  Fun And Games Quotes,  
    
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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.

Batman Jokes,  Superhero Puns,  Humor For Kids  
    
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Oh bother

You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?
Oh bother

You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?


Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  Bear Jokes,  Disney Jokes,  
    
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How does a farmer count a herd of cows?

With a Cowculator


Cow Jokes For Kids,  Cow Jokes,  Clean Animal Jokes,  
    
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A student says to his friend, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket

The friend says, If I guess right, will you give me one of them?

The first kid says, If you guess right, Ill give you both of them!


Silly Jokes,  Student Jokes,  Lots Of Jokes  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

She wanted to lay it on the line


Chicken Cross The Road Jokes,  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road,  Animal Jokes For Kids  
    
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who?
Look through the keyhole and you will find out!


Cute Knock Knock Jokes,  Door Jokes,  Knock Knock Who's There  
    
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To err is human, to arr is pirate
To err is human, to arr is pirate

Pirate Jokes,  Best Pirate Jokes,  Stupid Cute Jokes  
    
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