Jokes For Kindergarten Children

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Q:

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

A:

It was rated ARR!
Q:

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

A:

It was rated ARR!


Pirate Jokes For Kids,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Best Pirate Joke,  
    
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Common core wants to teach me what

In kindergarten?
Common core wants to teach me what

In kindergarten?


Common Core Meme,  Skeptical Baby (theme),  
    
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Finishes kindergarten 

Retires
Finishes kindergarten

Retires


Meme,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe


Astronaut Jokes,  Riddles For Children,  
    
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Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

She was on a crash diet.


Dinner Joke,  Kid Jokes Funny,  
    
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How do you make a strawberry shake?

Put it in the fridge.


Strawberry Jokes,  Jokes For 8 Year Olds  
    
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What do you call a fish with two legs?

A two-knee fish.


Good Children Jokes,  Young Kid Jokes  
    
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Why did the woman take her computer to a chiropractor?

To fix a slipped disk.


Little Kid Jokes,  Back Jokes,  5 Year Old Jokes  
    
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"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."

Funny Life Advice,  7 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What should you do if your dog is missing? Check the lost and hound.

Funny Dog Jokes For Kids,  Funny Simple Jokes,  
    
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Why would anyone hire an elephant? Because they like to work for peanuts.

Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Elephant And Ant Jokes  
    
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Knock, Knock!!

Whos there?

Alva!

Alva who?

Alva heart and give me some Halloween candy!


Candy Jokes,  Halloween Puns,  Kid Knock Knock Jokes,  Heart Puns,  
    
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How do you *THINK* my first day of kindergarten went?!?

They didn't even have Wi-Fi..
How do you *THINK* my first day of kindergarten went?!?

They didn't even have Wi-Fi..


Technology Puns,  Technology Jokes,  Kid Humor  
    
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Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

A. The alpha-BAT.


5 Year Old Jokes,  Jokes For 5 Year Old Kids,  Funny Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  
    
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Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

A. Smartie Pants!


5 Year Old Jokes,  Back To School Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Kids  
    
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