Jokes For Little Kids

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Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.


Skeleton Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.
Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

A: Hurry up darling and Ketch-up.


Ketchup Jokes,  Tomato Puns,  Tomato Jokes,  
    
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Don't touch 

The cake
Don't touch

The cake


Funny Pictures,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No, thanks, I'm stuffed.


Jokes For 8 Year Olds,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  3 Year Old Jokes  
    
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Why did the singer bring a pencil onstage?

He wanted to draw a big crowd.


Kid Puns,  Pencil Puns,  Five Year Old Jokes  
    
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Where did the baseball payer wash his socks?

In the bleachers.


Sock Puns,  Baseball Puns,  Baseball Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange?

So he could hide in the pumpkin patch.


Pumpkin Jokes For Kids,  Great Kid Jokes,  6 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!


Kid Jokes One Liners,  Good Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!


Bug Jokes For Kids,  Bugs Bunny Jokes,  Flea Jokes,  Bug Puns,  
    
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Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

Noah was sitting on the deck!


Really Funny Jokes For Kids,  Jokes And Riddles For Kids,  Riddles,  
    
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What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

Four days old!


Funny Kitten Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles,  5 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrple


Cat Jokes For Kids,  Dog And Cat Jokes,  5 Year Old Jokes  
    
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What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Jokes For Young Children  
    
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?

Chips.


Kid Riddles,  School Appropriate Jokes,  5 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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