Jokes For Mothers

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If you aren't screaming "BARTENDER?!" at your husband all day, are you really enjoying Mother's day?
If you aren't screaming "BARTENDER?!" at your husband all day, are you really enjoying Mother's day?

Memes,  Mothers Day Funny Sayings,  Funny Mothers Day Quotes,  
    
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Me and my son really had an argument this morning he's trying to say I must get him a present on Mother's Day because without him I wouldn't be a mother
Me and my son really had an argument this morning he's trying to say I must get him a present on Mother's Day because without him I wouldn't be a mother

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Mothers Day Jokes,  
    
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When the baby starts to wake up and yall accidentally make eye contact......
When the baby starts to wake up and yall accidentally make eye contact......

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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If your mom has ever fed me, given me a ride somewhere, or let me stay in her house that's OUR mom so tell her I said Happy Mother's Day
If your mom has ever fed me, given me a ride somewhere, or let me stay in her house that's OUR mom so tell her I said Happy Mother's Day

Memes,  Mothers Day Funny Sayings,  Mothers Day Memes,  
    
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Motherhood is being the snack holder for your children no matter how fabulous you look.
Motherhood is being the snack holder for your children no matter how fabulous you look.

Memes,  Parenting Memes,  
    
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Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.
Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.

Nipple Jokes,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

New Baby Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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When ya momma show you a funny pic on facebook but you already already seen it 8 months ago on instagram
When ya momma show you a funny pic on facebook but you already already seen it 8 months ago on instagram

Memes,  Jokes About Instagram,  
    
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''Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.''
''Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.''

Diploma Jokes,  Jokes For Students On College,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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How I feel when the baby has slept all night
How I feel when the baby has slept all night

Mom Humor,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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Martinins...

They're not just for breakfast anymore
Martinins...

They're not just for breakfast anymore


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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don't fear childbirth

thats the easy part.

they dont give you drugs to get through motherod
don't fear childbirth

thats the easy part.

they dont give you drugs to get through motherod


Memes,  Child Birth Jokes,  Parenting Humor,  
    
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Parenting in 8 words

This is why we can't have nice things.
Parenting in 8 words

This is why we can't have nice things.


Funny Quotes,  Parenting Humor,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.
i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.

Funny Quotes,  Duct Tape Jokes,  Super Funny Quotes,  
    
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Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.
Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.

Memes,  Jokes About Prayer,  New Mom Jokes,  
    
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