Jokes For Mothers

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Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.
Massage nipples with sandpaper 10-12 times per day. Clamp on chip clips in between.

Nipple Jokes,  Breast Feeding Jokes,  
    
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Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.
Life really starts after that "new baby" smells wear off.

New Baby Jokes,  Funny Baby Advice,  
    
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When ya momma show you a funny pic on facebook but you already already seen it 8 months ago on instagram
When ya momma show you a funny pic on facebook but you already already seen it 8 months ago on instagram

Memes,  Jokes About Instagram,  
    
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''Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.''
''Here son, let me tie your shoe strings before you get your diploma.''

Diploma Jokes,  Jokes For Students On College,  School And College Jokes,  
    
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How I feel when the baby has slept all night
How I feel when the baby has slept all night

Mom Humor,  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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Martinins...

They're not just for breakfast anymore
Martinins...

They're not just for breakfast anymore


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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don't fear childbirth

thats the easy part.

they dont give you drugs to get through motherod
don't fear childbirth

thats the easy part.

they dont give you drugs to get through motherod


Memes,  Child Birth Jokes,  Parenting Humor,  
    
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Parenting in 8 words

This is why we can't have nice things.
Parenting in 8 words

This is why we can't have nice things.


Funny Quotes,  Parenting Humor,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.
i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.

Funny Quotes,  Duct Tape Jokes,  Super Funny Quotes,  
    
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Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.
Pray for my mom. Nothing wrong w her she just tryna get a check.

Memes,  Jokes About Prayer,  New Mom Jokes,  
    
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We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget about leaving better kids to this planet. 

Educate your children! Say no to them every once in a while. 

The gene pool
Could use alittle chlorine
We talk so much about leaving a better planet to our kids, that we forget about leaving better kids to this planet.

Educate your children! Say no to them every once in a while.

The gene pool
Could use alittle chlorine


Demotivational Posters,  Gene Pool Jokes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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Son come wash your dishes!

Whats the magic word? 

You will have no internet

Okay
Son come wash your dishes!

Whats the magic word?

You will have no internet

Okay


Memes,  Freddie Meme,  Best Internet Memes,  
    
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the face she makes 

when she has to slap some in' sense back into her teenage son!!!
the face she makes

when she has to slap some in' sense back into her teenage son!!!


Memes,  The Face You Make (theme),  Parenting Memes,  
    
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Sometimes my kids like me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm their Oreo dealer.
Sometimes my kids like me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm their Oreo dealer.

Funny Ecards,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  Mom Humor,  
    
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a milf is sexy  mom over 35..

if you're 20, you're just a  with a baby
a milf is sexy mom over 35..

if you're 20, you're just a with a baby


Memes,  Milf Jokes,  Jim Carrey Memes,  
    
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