Jokes For Old People

 – 30 total
Retirement 

Stands for

'Really Tired Mentally'
Retirement

Stands for

'Really Tired Mentally'


Retirement Jokes,  Funny Retirement Images,  Funny Acronyms,  
    
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Retirement is like sleeping while awake...lucky you, congrats!
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Funny Retirement Wishes,  Sleeping Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on being able to wake up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Congratulations on being able to wake up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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When ur friend is 1 year older than u
When ur friend is 1 year older than u

Memes,  Short Old Jokes,  Turning Old Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations on being old enough to collect what remains of social security.
Congratulations on being old enough to collect what remains of social security.

65 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  65th Birthday Jokes,  65 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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happy 80th birthday. you don't look a day over your 70th birthday, let alone a decade.
happy 80th birthday. you don't look a day over your 70th birthday, let alone a decade.

80 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday,  Funny Birthday Wishes,  
    
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Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.
Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu.

Older Women Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Old People,  
    
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Old Age Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Warning: 

Guessing my age may be hazardous to your health!
Warning:

Guessing my age may be hazardous to your health!


Funny Warning Signs,  Old Woman Jokes,  Old Man Joke,  
    
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The best part of cataract surgery:

Getting to wear a cap like your doctor!
The best part of cataract surgery:

Getting to wear a cap like your doctor!


Funny Surgery Jokes,  Jokes For 60 Year Olds,  Jokes For 80 Year Olds,  
    
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When God's calling but you still got fire for dem streets
When God's calling but you still got fire for dem streets

Memes,  Funny Old People,  
    
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when your grandparents drunk and max ft frankie beverly comes on
when your grandparents drunk and max ft frankie beverly comes on

Memes,  Dancing Jokes,  Grandparents Jokes,  
    
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This was Google

When I was a kid
This was Google

When I was a kid


Memes,  Jokes About Google,  
    
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I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book, write a book.
I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book, write a book.

Relatable Posts,  Old People Driving Jokes,  
    
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ha! ha!

happy ing birthday

old
ha! ha!

happy ing birthday

old


Funny Jokes,  Funny Birthday,  Funny Birthday Quote,  
    
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