Jokes For Text Messages

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Win our we gone Kik it.

When are we going to kick it?

Dats wat I sed

Omg I can't do it! If we hang out I'm bringing flash cards
Win our we gone Kik it.

When are we going to kick it?

Dats wat I sed

Omg I can't do it! If we hang out I'm bringing flash cards


Memes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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he really tried to 67 his text

*67 hey guyss w this is

wtf. i know this is eric.

w?

star 67 only works for calling.

really?1? that sucks
he really tried to 67 his text

*67 hey guyss w this is

wtf. i know this is eric.

w?

star 67 only works for calling.

really?1? that sucks


Memes,  Stupid People Quotes,  Jokes About Stupid People,  
    
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Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked,  we are going to buy you a car next month. 

U are??? Omg thank u

No.  We're not.  I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts. 

That was cruel
Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

U are??? Omg thank u

No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

That was cruel


Funny Pictures And Text Messages,  Joke Text Messages,  
    
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I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)
I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)


Funny Autocorrect Texts,  Beard Puns,  Hair Puns,  
    
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Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?!  How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-
Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?! How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-


Funny Text Messages Fails,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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i wanna lick your 

w is this?

 u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my  licked
i wanna lick your

w is this?

u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my licked


Memes,  
    
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send me a pic of the front and back of your credit card and sure, i'll send you nudes
send me a pic of the front and back of your credit card and sure, i'll send you nudes

Funny Quotes,  Men And Women,  
    
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When I open my messages after going out last night

Oh, this is bad.
When I open my messages after going out last night

Oh, this is bad.


Memes,  Dating Humor,  Morning Humor,  
    
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If I sent the last text in the conversation and you don't respond we won't talk till you respond
If I sent the last text in the conversation and you don't respond we won't talk till you respond

Memes,  Texting Humor,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  
    
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if a boy ever hits you, you must tell me no matter what.

okay daddy

even when he hits it from the back?
if a boy ever hits you, you must tell me no matter what.

okay daddy

even when he hits it from the back?


Funny Jokes,  Women Abuse Jokes,  
    
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yoooooo

sup

 i just gave this  200 for some  last night about to leave the telly can you come rob us to get it back.
yoooooo

sup

i just gave this 200 for some last night about to leave the telly can you come rob us to get it back.


Memes,  Humor Text Messages,  
    
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When you write a long messaeg to bae & she replys

k
When you write a long messaeg to bae & she replys

k


Memes,  Short Text Jokes,  
    
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"I didn't get your message."

You a lie because the message says

DELIVERT!
"I didn't get your message."

You a lie because the message says

DELIVERT!


Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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them tys tugh lol

this her boyfriend

tell her i said "them tys tugh lol"
them tys tugh lol

this her boyfriend

tell her i said "them tys tugh lol"


Memes,  
    
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When the person you did't text back likes the picture you just posted on ig
When the person you did't text back likes the picture you just posted on ig

Memes,  Text Joke Messages,  Instagram Picture Jokes,  
    
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