Dont think I havent forgotten you, Paul. As a matter of fact, not knowing an awful lot about your past, I made enquiries at your local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start digging for dirt about my future son in-law. But they had nothing to say except that you were the perfect guest whenever you stayed over.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honor to be giving this speech this afternoon. I suppose I should actually say it's an honour and a pleasure, but I know the pleasure wont kick in until this speech part is over.