Jokes In English For Kids

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What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.
What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

A geome-tree.


Geometry Puns,  Number Jokes,  Math Humor,  
    
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You know you're in showchoir when...

You know ten different ways to sleep on one of these
You know you're in showchoir when...

You know ten different ways to sleep on one of these


Funny Jokes,  School Bus Jokes,  12 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Empty skatepark
Empty skatepark

Memes,  Freddie Meme,  Funny Sport Jokes,  
    
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After English Exam

How was the paper? 

It was easy but question 5 confused me :/

What was the question? 

Question 5 wanted the past tense of "think", I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "thinked"
After English Exam

How was the paper?

It was easy but question 5 confused me :/

What was the question?

Question 5 wanted the past tense of "think", I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing "thinked"


Funny Jokes,  Funny Exam Quotes,  
    
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Reptile: "What is it?" 

Me: "It's a cheeseburger..."
Reptile: "What is it?"

Me: "It's a cheeseburger..."


Funny Pictures,  Hamburger Jokes,  Lizard Jokes,  
    
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When ur mom comes to wake u up in the morning but ur already awake
When ur mom comes to wake u up in the morning but ur already awake

Funny Jokes,  Funny Good Morning,  Really Good Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why are they called 'apartments'

When they're all stuck together?
Why are they called 'apartments'

When they're all stuck together?


Memes,  Velociraptor Meme (theme),  Funny Jokes Questions,  
    
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There are three basic rules for having good teeth: Brush and floss twice a day; see your dentist twice a year; and keep your nose out of other people's business.
There are three basic rules for having good teeth: Brush and floss twice a day; see your dentist twice a year; and keep your nose out of other people's business.

Funny Pictures,  Dental Jokes,  Funny Dental Jokes For Kids  
    
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For sale parents

Buy one get one free!
For sale parents

Buy one get one free!


Funny Sale Signs,  Parents Jokes,  Funny Signs For Sale  
    
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Q. When is a door, a jar?

A. When its opened. (door ajar)


Jokes Questions,  Silly Kids Jokes  
    
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Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Crime Jokes,  Great Yo Mamma Jokes,  Moving Jokes,  
    
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If mommy says no...

Call 1-800-GRANDMA
If mommy says no...

Call 1-800-GRANDMA


Mom Jokes,  Cute Jokes For Kids  
    
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Sometimes, I am not really sure if a test is easy..

Or I did everything wrong.


Funny School Appropriate Jokes,  Kids Jokes About School,  
    
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Q: Why do I love bananas so much?

A: They have a peel


Banana Jokes,  Banana Puns,  Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump-roper?

A: Never mind. Skip it.


Jumping Jokes,  Corny Joke,  Kids Jokes One Liners  
    
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