An Irish couple want a black baby more than anything in the world, but all their efforts come to nothing. Finally one day they are walking down the street when they spot a black couple with a beautiful black baby in the pram. So they both walk over, explain their greatest desire, and ask the black couple what their secret is.
"For one thing," said the black father, "You gotta be at least eight inches long!"
"No problem!" replied the Irishman.
"For another," the black guy says, "You have to be at least three and a half inches round!"
"So that's the problem!" replied the Irishman, turning to his wife, "We have been letting too much light in!"
A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.
When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.
However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"
With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.