Jokes On Food

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I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end

Memes,  Hug Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices
When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices

Memes,  Funny Stereotypes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:
Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:


Memes,  Allergy Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Blueberry Mac and cheese is a real thing...

So are the police
Blueberry Mac and cheese is a real thing...

So are the police


Memes,  Macaroni Jokes,  
    
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i went ahead and exposed they .
i went ahead and exposed they .

Memes,  Memes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the  does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.


Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat
Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat


Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.
Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.

Memes,  Funny Fruit Facts,  
    
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Ask a sibling for a bite of their food and they'll act like u just asked them to donate u an organ
Ask a sibling for a bite of their food and they'll act like u just asked them to donate u an organ

Memes,  Sibling Jokes,  
    
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Me when I get pasta:
Me when I get pasta:

Memes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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So people really out here putting hot sauce in the fridge?

The back of the bottle literally says refrigerate after opening" and y'all still put it in the cabinet. Y'all don't follow directions and that's why y'all keep getting pregnant.
So people really out here putting hot sauce in the fridge?

The back of the bottle literally says refrigerate after opening" and y'all still put it in the cabinet. Y'all don't follow directions and that's why y'all keep getting pregnant.


Memes,  Fridge Jokes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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If I offer you food please decline
If I offer you food please decline

Memes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  Food One Liners,  
    
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When things used to be so simple
When things used to be so simple

Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  
    
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I wouldn't do much for a Klondike bar but lemme tell ya...I'd do some sketchy stuff for some tacos.
I wouldn't do much for a Klondike bar but lemme tell ya...I'd do some sketchy stuff for some tacos.

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...


Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy
Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...


Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy


Memes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  
    
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