Jokes On Food

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My pizza bites in the microwave

Ne, drunk at 3am
My pizza bites in the microwave

Ne, drunk at 3am


Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage
My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage

Memes,  New Husband Wife Jokes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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You could leave $1000 with me and I won't take nothing but you leave like 20 chicken nuggets with me you gon come back to like 17 or 18 of them thangs
You could leave $1000 with me and I won't take nothing but you leave like 20 chicken nuggets with me you gon come back to like 17 or 18 of them thangs

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it
God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it

Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, non of it is sweet and non o it is microwavable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, non of it is sweet and non o it is microwavable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

Memes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and hust gently said "my crackers" while waiting for the hug to end

Memes,  Hug Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices
When blacks say "white people don't season they food" and then you hit em with 11 herbs and spices

Memes,  Funny Stereotypes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:
Lactose intolerant ppl: *ignores lactose intolerance & eats whatever they want*

Stomach: *hurts*

Lactose intolerant ppl:


Memes,  Allergy Memes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Blueberry Mac and cheese is a real thing...

So are the police
Blueberry Mac and cheese is a real thing...

So are the police


Memes,  Macaroni Jokes,  
    
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i went ahead and exposed they .
i went ahead and exposed they .

Memes,  Memes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the  does it look like.
my favorite part of grocery spping is when the cashier creates awkward conversation by trying to guess what dishes i'm making with the food i'm buying.

"oooh what are you making?"

pizza rolls what the does it look like.


Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat
Me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money

Me: If you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same

Me: Sh*t can't argue with that logic let's eat


Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.
Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.

Memes,  Funny Fruit Facts,  
    
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Ask a sibling for a bite of their food and they'll act like u just asked them to donate u an organ
Ask a sibling for a bite of their food and they'll act like u just asked them to donate u an organ

Memes,  Sibling Jokes,  
    
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Me when I get pasta:
Me when I get pasta:

Memes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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