Jokes On Marriage Life

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I can't wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it
I can't wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it

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When u first start sleeping over at each others place: "I love waking up next to you"

Once u live together: Can you breathe the other way?
When u first start sleeping over at each others place: "I love waking up next to you"

Once u live together: Can you breathe the other way?


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Wife: You wanna switch positions tonight?

Husband: Helllll yeahhhh

Wife: Ok... You do the dishes and I'll sit on the couch and fart
Wife: You wanna switch positions tonight?

Husband: Helllll yeahhhh

Wife: Ok... You do the dishes and I'll sit on the couch and fart


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You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.
You're the one I want to become old, fat, and celibate with for the rest of my life.

Funny Quotes About Marriage,  Celibacy Jokes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  
    
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A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!
A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!

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Now go into your "preferences" & make sure they are set to "reasonable." 

Marital Tech Support
Now go into your "preferences" & make sure they are set to "reasonable."

Marital Tech Support


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Wife says "don't bother getting me anything for my birthday"

Didn't
Wife says "don't bother getting me anything for my birthday"

Didn't


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I love my

Wife

Conflict Resolution: trying save his rag of a T shirt
I love my

Wife

Conflict Resolution: trying save his rag of a T shirt


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The Matrix

Marriage edition
The Matrix

Marriage edition


Memes,  Marriage One Liners,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Son, someday all this will be yours...

Then you'll get married, divorce and lose half
Son, someday all this will be yours...

Then you'll get married, divorce and lose half


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My reaction when my husband asks

"Is that a new top? When did you get that?"
My reaction when my husband asks

"Is that a new top? When did you get that?"


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When you're mad at your husband, but he brings you food...
When you're mad at your husband, but he brings you food...

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"Mom, what is marriage?"

"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore..."
"Mom, what is marriage?"

"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore..."


Memes,  Rude Jokes About Men,  
    
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Wife did something to her hair

Noticed same day
Wife did something to her hair

Noticed same day


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Your job after marriage

*Mom *You *Your wife

*Dad *Brother
Your job after marriage

*Mom *You *Your wife

*Dad *Brother


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