Jokes On Old Age

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Either you die a hero in a western 

Or you live long enough to see yourself become a rambling, incoherent man arguing with a chair.
Either you die a hero in a western

Or you live long enough to see yourself become a rambling, incoherent man arguing with a chair.


Clint Eastwood Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday to someone young enough that a lifetime ban from the NBA would last for more than a couple years.
Happy Birthday to someone young enough that a lifetime ban from the NBA would last for more than a couple years.

Nba Funny,  Old Insults,  
    
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Sorry your birthday cake requires so many more candles than a menorah.
Sorry your birthday cake requires so many more candles than a menorah.

Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Funny Hanukkah Ecards,  
    
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the only trouble with retirement...

you never get a  day off!

congratulations!
the only trouble with retirement...

you never get a day off!

congratulations!


Funny Retirement Wishes,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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Retirement: Twice the husband, half the money!
Retirement: Twice the husband, half the money!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Husband Jokes,  Funny Retirement Images,  
    
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Old people coming for me like "you're too young to be tired" well OK Carol, you're too old old to still be alive yet here we are
Old people coming for me like "you're too young to be tired" well OK Carol, you're too old old to still be alive yet here we are

Funny Jokes,  Old Peoples Jokes,  
    
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R Kelly dress like that uncle that still wanna be young
R Kelly dress like that uncle that still wanna be young

R Kelly Meme,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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Sylvester Stallone to star in 6th Rocky movie at age 67:

Yo, Adrian! Where's my back pills?
Sylvester Stallone to star in 6th Rocky movie at age 67:

Yo, Adrian! Where's my back pills?


Movie Humor,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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I've decided I'm not old. 

I'm 25 plus shipping and handling!
I've decided I'm not old.

I'm 25 plus shipping and handling!


35th Birthday Jokes,  Funny 30th Birthday Sayings,  29th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Don't you wanna live to be 100?

Not if I can't eat tacos.
Don't you wanna live to be 100?

Not if I can't eat tacos.


Memes,  Taco Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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She aging like spongebob without water
She aging like spongebob without water

Memes,  Spongebob Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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You know you're getting old, when you rush home just to be like......
You know you're getting old, when you rush home just to be like......

Memes,  Getting Older Humor,  
    
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Remember Prim from The Hunger games? This is her now, feel old yet?
Remember Prim from The Hunger games? This is her now, feel old yet?

Memes,  Getting Old Jokes,  
    
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Age Quotes,  Mark Twain Jokes,  
    
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dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year.  my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging. 

thanks,
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year. my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging.

thanks,


Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid Images,  Aunty Acid Quotes,  
    
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