Jokes To Pick Up Girls

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You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.
You might as well play be a tennis player, because Im about to court you girl.

Tennis Puns,  Worst Pick Up Lines,  
    
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I'd like to create some DNA evidence with you.
I'd like to create some DNA evidence with you.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Chat Up Line,  
    
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How to flirt

You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza
How to flirt

You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza


Memes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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This guy knows what's up
This guy knows what's up

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  
    
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do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam
do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam

Funny Jokes,  Pun One Liners,  
    
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Smooth Operation: These Pranksters Discover The Ultimate Trick To Pick Up Random Girls (Video)
Women swoon over a man with an adorable puppy in this epic 'picking up girls' prank.

Pranks,  Social Experiments,  Men And Women,  
    
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Guy Actually Uses Marshawn Lynch Lines To Successfully Pick Up Girls (Video)
a couple of pranksters attempt to pick up girls by using lines from marshawn lynch's recent press conferences.

Sports,  Football Humor,  Sports Jokes,  Sports Humor,  
    
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Bro Dresses Up As A Cop To Pick Up Girls At The Beach
a famous prankster dresses up as a cop, and tries to pick up women in uniform.

Pranks,  Pick Up Line,  2014 Pranks,  
    
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Stuck in the friendzone?

Man up and ask her out
Stuck in the friendzone?

Man up and ask her out


Memes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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Has had a boyfriend

Helps you pick up chicks
Has had a boyfriend

Helps you pick up chicks


Funny Friendship Jokes,  Friend Zone Fiona (theme),  Good Friend Jokes  
    
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dudes after the club be like 

aye blue tights 

blue tights come here

i know you hear me 

!!!
dudes after the club be like

aye blue tights

blue tights come here

i know you hear me

!!!


Simpsons Memes,  Club Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl,

Why don't you google me..
We can talk about the first thing that pops up
Hey girl,

Why don't you google me..
We can talk about the first thing that pops up


Google Jokes,  Funny Memes,  Hey Girl (theme),  
    
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Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all
Girl you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all

Urban Chat Lines,  Compliment Jokes,  Funny Pick Up Lines  
    
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I think I've seen your picture before?

Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary right next to the word KABLAMM!
I think I've seen your picture before?

Oh yeah, it was in the dictionary right next to the word KABLAMM!


Urban Chat Lines,  Compliment Jokes,  Dictionary Jokes  
    
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When I show a girl the car

She knows she's coming home with me
When I show a girl the car

She knows she's coming home with me


Funny Car Jokes,  Car Humor,  Cocky Jokes,  
    
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