Jokes To Tell Kids

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Why dont mummies take vacations?

 Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!
Why dont mummies take vacations?

Theyre afraid to relax and unwind!


Vacation Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  Egypt Puns,  
    
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Q:

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

A:

Goes back 4 seconds!
Q:

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

A:

Goes back 4 seconds!


Clock Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved
What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved


Memes,  Ocean Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Stop smiling! What do you think you are, some fun guy

Shucks yer just sour grapes
Stop smiling! What do you think you are, some fun guy

Shucks yer just sour grapes


Funny Jokes,  Grape Puns,  Grape Jokes,  
    
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It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he has a great fall.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Pun Examples,  
    
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My Dad has a lot of free time

Since he lost his job
My Dad has a lot of free time

Since he lost his job


Meme,  Job Fail,  
    
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Talk to a Ghost

Tell it to get a life
Talk to a Ghost

Tell it to get a life


Meme,  Ghost Puns,  Happy Kitten (theme),  
    
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Fork and spoon were fed up of knife's cutting remarks

I'm so sharp!
Fork and spoon were fed up of knife's cutting remarks

I'm so sharp!


Meme,  Cute Jokes For Kids,  Puns For Kids,  Funny Children Jokes,  
    
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I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable
I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable


Funny Pictures,  9 Year Old Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Paper Pun,  
    
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How do you make eggs laugh?

A\ Tell them a yolk
How do you make eggs laugh?

A\ Tell them a yolk


Funny Pictures,  Egg Jokes For Kids,  Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Hilarious Kids Jokes,  
    
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Ooh! you just washed your car?

It will be a shame if I fly over it!
Ooh! you just washed your car?

It will be a shame if I fly over it!


Memes,  Car Wash Jokes,  Pigeon Puns,  
    
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Why are flowers so lazy?

Because they always stay in bed.


Flowers Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Bed Puns,  Riddles Or Jokes,  
    
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How did the rodeo horse get so rich?

He had a lot of bucks.


Horse Jokes One Liners,  Horse Jokes And Riddles,  Horse Jokes For Kids,  Riddles,  
    
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Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?

Because she always ran away from the ball!
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?

Because she always ran away from the ball!


Cinderella Jokes,  Funny Riddles Joke,  Jokes Riddle,  Riddles,  
    
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