Judge Jokes

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me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge:  good point
me: my client would never do anything illegal. notice he's not sitting down

judge: so?

me: he's a stand up guy

judge: good point


Memes,  Courtroom Jokes,  
    
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judge: your word is "meme"

me: can you use it in a sentence please?

judge: when you bust and she keep sucking
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judge: your word is "meme"

me: can you use it in a sentence please?

judge: when you bust and she keep sucking


Memes,  Funny Spelling Jokes,  
    
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judge: i sentence him to life in prison

me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now

judge: ly  is that today?
judge: i sentence him to life in prison

me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now

judge: ly is that today?


Memes,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:
judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment..

me: (whispering) please be death, please be death..

judge: tickets to a pitbull concert

me:


Memes,  Pitbull Jokes,  
    
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lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers*  this guys good
lawyer: the evidence sws us you're guilty

kid: i know u are but what am i?

judge: *whispers* this guys good


Memes,  Court Humor,  Court Jokes,  
    
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person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'
person: *gets a heart attack*

judge: did you try attacking it back?

judge asks rape victim if she tried 'closing her legs'


Memes,  
    
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Before we make a ruling

Did enough people change their facebook profile picture?!
Before we make a ruling

Did enough people change their facebook profile picture?!


Facebook Joke Of The Day,  Facebook Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Judge: "90 days house arrest"

Meek: But I have a tour

Judge: "Thats your girl tour"
Judge: "90 days house arrest"

Meek: But I have a tour

Judge: "Thats your girl tour"


Memes,  Meek Mill Jokes,  Meek Mill Memes,  
    
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''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''
''Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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A good lawyer knows the law.  A great lawyer knows the judge.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Funny Short Sayings,  
    
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ran off on the judge twice!
ran off on the judge twice!

Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  Bill Cosby Meme,  
    
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Listen don't judge me

We're in a recession,  times are hard
Listen don't judge me

We're in a recession, times are hard


Recession Jokes,  Drunk Baby Meme (theme),  Economy Jokes,  
    
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Your point about free speech is well taken - 

Now shut up!
Your point about free speech is well taken -

Now shut up!


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Courtroom Jokes,  
    
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i sentence you to kiss my
i sentence you to kiss my

Comment Photos,  Simpsons Meme,  Court Humor,  
    
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w people look when they judge

what they think they know but dont know
w people look when they judge

what they think they know but dont know


Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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