Karate Jokes

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Karate jokesWhat's a karate expert's favorite drink? Kara-tea
Karate kid, Bruce Lee and maybe even Chuck Norris may be some of the first things that come to mind when you think karate. Board breaking fails, wrongful kicks to the face any and every type of thing that can go wrong when you’re kicking and swinging at people.

You ever have someone hold a piece of paper while you try to karate chop it in half? Be honest I’m sure you have. Then there're the people that can’t seem to find a gi (karate outfit) in the correct size.

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When you have a black belt and PhD in painting.
When you have a black belt and PhD in painting.

Memes,  Painting Puns,  
    
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What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop
What do you call a sheep that does karate

A lambchop


Lamb Jokes,  Sheep Jokes,  
    
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Katt Williams

Will be in class next week like..
Katt Williams

Will be in class next week like..


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I should take lessons at this karate studio...
I should take lessons at this karate studio...

Memes,  Door Jokes,  
    
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is it racist that i think he's gonna karate cp them?
is it racist that i think he's gonna karate cp them?

Memes,  Gym Meme,  
    
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What! No limousine!!!!
What! No limousine!!!!

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Whatcha drinkin' Jiro? 

Oh, just some karaTEA!

That makes no sense. It's pronounced karaTAY. 

God Ken, enjoy a joke for once. 

NEVER!
Whatcha drinkin' Jiro?

Oh, just some karaTEA!

That makes no sense. It's pronounced karaTAY.

God Ken, enjoy a joke for once.

NEVER!


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Appears in your face from out of nowhere

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Appears in your face from out of nowhere

Instantly makes you a master of karate


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With Christmas only four months away you might want to start your training now...
With Christmas only four months away you might want to start your training now...

Memes,  Elf Jokes,  
    
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i'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant.
i'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant.

Memes,  Tracy Morgan Meme,  
    
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So I walked into a random dojo in Harlem

Look at me

I'm the master now
So I walked into a random dojo in Harlem

Look at me

I'm the master now


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Kung Fu flicking

Kung Fu Flick... of dat Wrist
Kung Fu flicking

Funny Vines,  Funny Song Videos,  Funny Fighting Videos,  
    
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Hot head

Needs cool water
Hot head

Needs cool water


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get up leeroy

i got somethin' real for yo  in these hands
get up leeroy

i got somethin' real for yo in these hands


Memes,  Leroy Meme,  Funny Movie Sayings,  
    
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Respect

Must be shown
Respect

Must be shown


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