Kid Appropriate Jokes

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If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, who would win?

The cabbage would, because it's a head.

Cabbage Jokes,  Head Puns,  Race Jokes,  Riddles Or Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the dweeb who went to the mind reader?

He only got charged half price.

Funny Children Jokes,  Fortune Teller Jokes,  
    
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What flies around the school at night?
The alpha-bat!

Bat Jokes,  For Kids Jokes,  Alphabet Jokes,  
    
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

Appropriate Jokes,  Funny School Appropriate Jokes  
    
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

(Because it is the scenter!)

Nose Jokes For Kids,  Nose Jokes Puns,  
    
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Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?

No dolphins do everything on Porpoise!

Dolphin Jokes,  Kid Jokes Funny,  Dolphin Puns  
    
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Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?

A: Lemon Slime.

Kid Jokes And Riddles,  Kid Friendly Jokes  
    
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors

Space Shuttle Jokes,  For Kids Jokes,  
    
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Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?

Because he was a pain in the neck!

Giraffe Jokes,  Kid Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Did you hear about the dancers birthday?

It was a tappy one!

Dance Jokes,  Funny Bday Jokes  
    
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Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes been here more than 30 days.

Cute Baby Jokes,  Kid Friendly Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?

A: They were empty.

Banana Jokes For Kids,  Kid Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Where do frogs keep their money? In a river bank!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Frog Humor,  
    
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How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Mouse Jokes,  Funny Little Kid Jokes  
    
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What do frogs drink? Hot croako!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Frog Humor,  
    
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