Kid Friendly Jokes

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When your parents leave you home alone
When your parents leave you home alone

Memes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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I have some important news. Brace yourself... Okay, I'm ready.
I have some important news. Brace yourself...

Okay, I'm ready.

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Q: What animal can jump higher than a house A: Any animal - a house can't jump.
Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.

Riddles And Funny Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  House Jokes,  
    
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I had to wait an entire year To go to Disney World
I had to wait an entire year

To go to Disney World

Disney World Meme,  Sad Jokes,  Crying Meme,  
    
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When all your friends are out together and no one invited you
When all your friends are out together and no one invited you

Memes,  Crying Jokes,  Being Lonely Jokes,  
    
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I don't need another friend. I already have two.
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Friends: Mom : Why don't you go out and make more friends?
Real life: Nursing school be like
I don't need another friend. I already have two.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Friendship,  
    
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I'll ask to go to the bathroom After my snowsuit is on
I'll ask to go to the bathroom

After my snowsuit is on

Meme,  Evil Kid Meme,  
    
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Q: Why wouldn't the teddy bear eat anything? A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Why wouldn't the teddy bear eat anything?

A: He was already stuffed.

Funny Stuff For Kids,  Cool Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For 8 Year Old Boys  
    
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Why does it take longer to go from second to third base than from first to second base?

Because there is a shortstop between second and third.

Jokes For Young Children,  Funny Kid Jokes,  
    
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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"?

Because it kept running our of the pen.

Pig Jokes One Liners,  Pig Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Where do steers go to dance?

Meat ball.

Dance Puns,  Appropriate Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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What happened to the mouse that fell off the shelf and into a glass of Mountain Dew?

Nothing, it was a soft drink.

Child Friendly Jokes,  Family Friendly Jokes,  
    
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What do computers do when you tell them a joke?

They LOL!

Best Kid Jokes,  Lol Funny,  Family Friendly Jokes  
    
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Sergio: My friend's father is a very rich man.

Aline: How rich is he?

Sergio: His son has a chauffeur-driven skate-board.

Skating Jokes,  Funny Kid Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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What do you call a quick American sketch?

A Yankee Doodle

Yankee Jokes,  Drawing Jokes,  Joke Of The Day Kids  
    
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