Kid Jokes And Riddles

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Why did the man put veggies all over the world?

He wanted peas on Earth.


Pea Jokes,  Earth Day Jokes,  Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Why did Mickey Mouse go up to outer space?

To find Pluto.


Pluto Jokes,  Space Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby


Funny Vampire Jokes,  Funny Computer Facts,  
    
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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a VEST!


Great Kid Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  
    
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What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!


Frog And Toad Jokes,  Great Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?

A: "Let's quack this case!"


Detective Jokes,  Duck Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?


Snowman Jokes For Kids,  Snow Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What is a zombies favorite lolly?

A gummy bear


Gummy Bear Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes  
    
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Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man.


Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Top Ten Best Jokes  
    
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Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?

A: Lemon Slime.


Kid Appropriate Jokes,  Kid Friendly Jokes  
    
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Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!


Bird Jokes For Kids,  Best Kid Jokes  
    
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Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!


Funny Little Kid Jokes,  Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Sofa Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!


Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  
    
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Can you spell jealousy with two letters?

NV (envy).


Jealousy Jokes,  Free Jokes Funny  
    
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Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping.

Doctor: Well maybe its your bed.

Oh, Im all right at night, its in the day I have problems.


Corny Kid Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Lame Jokes  
    
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