Kid Riddles Jokes

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There once was a fellow who tried

To grow gardens of berries inside.

But there was no sun,

So he only grew one,

And the fellow just sat down and cried.

Children Riddles,  Children Riddles And Jokes,  

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How did the piano get out of jail?

With its keys.

Piano Puns,  Piano Jokes,  

What did the nut say when it sneezed?


Little Kid Jokes,  Kid Joke Of The Day,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  

Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A. A woolly jumper!

Good Funny Clean Jokes,  Best Clean Joke Ever  

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!

Snail Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Kid Riddles  

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Toad Jokes,  Cross The Road Jokes,  

Q. What do you call a grave digger?

A. Doug.

Kid Riddles,  Funny Clean Jokes For Kids,  Graveyard Jokes,  

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Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can't whistle!

Bee Jokes,  Young Kid Jokes,  Jokes For 9 Year Olds  

Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?

A: The Ford Rustang.

Ford Mustang Jokes,  Funny Ford Jokes,  

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?

A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Ford Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Octopus Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes,  

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Octopus Jokes For Kids,  Brain Teaser Riddles  

Q: Why are spiders like kids toy tops?

A: They are always spinning!

Spider Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  Kids Puns,  

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?

A: Paddy long legs!

Irish Puns,  Spider Jokes,  Leg Puns,  

Q: Why do spiders have eight legs!

A: Because if they had six they would be bugs!

Leg Jokes,  Spider Humor,  Bug Jokes,  

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