Kidnapping Jokes

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Some of yall's parents never told you a kidnapper would give you back because you're annoying and it shows
Some of yall's parents never told you a kidnapper would give you back because you're annoying and it shows

Annoying People Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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When your driver misses your exit and you're tryna figure out if you're getting kidnapped
When your driver misses your exit and you're tryna figure out if you're getting kidnapped

Memes,  Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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I'm not saying he's right,
I'm not saying he's right,

Memes,  Scientist Jokes,  
    
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until this sex trafficking calms down i'm staying fat, better bring your entire squad pick my fat up. not today sex trafficers
until this sex trafficking calms down

i'm staying fat, better bring your entire squad pick my fat up. not today sex trafficers

Memes,  Fat Girl Jokes,  
    
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Did your parents ever tell you the joke where they'd say if you were kidnapped you'd annoy the kidnapper so much they'd give you back? Lol Abducted child set free after annoying his kidnapper by singing gospel songs
Did your parents ever tell you the joke where they'd say if you were kidnapped you'd annoy the kidnapper so much they'd give you back? Lol

Abducted child set free after annoying his kidnapper by singing gospel songs

Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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Live from R Kelly crib
Live from R Kelly crib

Memes,  R Kelly Meme,  
    
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Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?" Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.' Me:
Me: "But mom... what if I get kidnapped?"

Mom: 'Trust me, they will bring you back.'

Me:

Memes,  
    
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When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts. Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared
When he's out with the boys and doesn't answer your texts.

Florida woman fakes kidnapping to see if boyfriend cared

Memes,  Hilarious Memes,  
    
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so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van
so kind of this old man to let me catch the pokemon in the back of his van

Memes,  Funny Pokemon Images,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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man tries to trade kidnapped baby for 15 big macs at arkansas mcdonald's
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Fat Tim: The blob
The blob

man tries to trade kidnapped baby for 15 big macs at arkansas mcdonald's

Funny Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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I haven't skyped with mom in 48 hours and she acts like I've been kidnapped and they just released me! Smh! #greekparents
I haven't skyped with mom in 48 hours and she acts like I've been kidnapped and they just released me! Smh! #greekparents

Skype Jokes,  Greek Jokes,  
    
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when you finally catch the girl w been leaving flirty comments under your man posts
when you finally catch the girl w been leaving flirty comments under your man posts

Memes,  Funny Relationship,  Jokes For Women,  
    
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Imagine getting kidnapped and when you wake up you see this Bearhemian Rhapsody
Imagine getting kidnapped and when you wake up you see this

Bearhemian Rhapsody

Memes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  Pics Of Funny Stuff,  
    
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If I ever get kidnapped this is probably how they got me
If I ever get kidnapped this is probably how they got me

Pizza Meme,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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chicks going get kidnapped one day go ahead, keep going on dates with strangers cause u hungry
chicks going get kidnapped one day go ahead, keep going on dates with strangers cause u hungry

Funny Jokes,  Stranger Jokes,  
    
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