Kidney Jokes

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Kidney jokesLarge kidney stones you shall not pass
There are not many more things painful than catching one to the kidney. So if you’re going to catch one to the kidney, why not catch one to the kidney from laughing at these kidney jokes. Instead of letting life pass you by, welcome and enjoy some jokes on pushing and passing kidney stones. Did you think you can smoke so much weed that you could possibly become kidney stoned. Don’t ever bully that fat kid in school. And definitely don’t fall a sleep around him because he’ll steal your kidney and sell it on the black market.

We have the best collection of kidney jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.
Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.


Funny Surgery Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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England doesn't have a kidney bank

But it has a Liverpool
England doesn't have a kidney bank

But it has a Liverpool


England Jokes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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Started World War 3

On kidney dialysis
Started World War 3

On kidney dialysis


Osama Bin Laden Jokes,  Jokes About Osama Bin Laden,  
    
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kidney stones

like having chuck fight his way out your
kidney stones

like having chuck fight his way out your


Chuck Norris Memes,  Best Chuck Norris Joke,  
    
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Famous kidneys

Billy The Kidney

Nicole Kidney

Hello Kidney

John F. Kidney

The Kidney And I

Kidney Rock
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Akshay: tiwhale
Akshay: kidny
Famous kidneys

Billy The Kidney

Nicole Kidney

Hello Kidney

John F. Kidney

The Kidney And I

Kidney Rock


Celebrity Jokes,  John F Kennedy Jokes,  
    
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Shut up and

Take my kidney
Shut up and

Take my kidney


Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Futurama Memes,  
    
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Hey girl

I'm sorry about your kidney
Hey girl

I'm sorry about your kidney


Hey Girl (theme),  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone
Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone

Harry Potter Joke,  Harry Potter Memes,  
    
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Kidney transplant?

Urine luck.
Kidney transplant?

Urine luck.


Funny Bad Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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I'm a 6mm Kidney Stone

And unless you're Chuck Norris, not even Geico can help you now...
I'm a 6mm Kidney Stone

And unless you're Chuck Norris, not even Geico can help you now...


Geico Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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Prepare yourself

The kidney stone jokes are coming
Prepare yourself

The kidney stone jokes are coming


Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Health Jokes,  
    
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Kidney stones
Kidney stones

Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Alien Guy Meme,  
    
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If you get a kidney infection...

You're gonna have a bad time
If you get a kidney infection...

You're gonna have a bad time


You're Gonna Have A Bad Time Meme,  South Park Meme,  
    
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