Kidney Jokes

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Kidney jokesLarge kidney stones you shall not pass
There are not many more things painful than catching one to the kidney. So if you’re going to catch one to the kidney, why not catch one to the kidney from laughing at these kidney jokes. Instead of letting life pass you by, welcome and enjoy some jokes on pushing and passing kidney stones. Did you think you can smoke so much weed that you could possibly become kidney stoned. Don’t ever bully that fat kid in school. And definitely don’t fall a sleep around him because he’ll steal your kidney and sell it on the black market.

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She : He's probably thinking about other girls.

He : It's been 30 years..still my kidneys haven't grown into adultneys..
She : He's probably thinking about other girls.

He : It's been 30 years..still my kidneys haven't grown into adultneys..


Memes,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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The liver is the only organ that can grow back when part of it is damages or removed.

I'll drink to that
The liver is the only organ that can grow back when part of it is damages or removed.

I'll drink to that


Memes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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When Thanos finally gets

The kidney stone

R.I.P everyone
When Thanos finally gets

The kidney stone

R.I.P everyone


Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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when you almost gave that  your kidney
when you almost gave that your kidney

Memes,  Selena Gomez Jokes,  Tired Spongebob Meme,  
    
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My baby going to kidney garden
My baby going to kidney garden

Memes,  Funny Spelling Fails,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.
Have you ever had hip surgrery?

No, but I had a kidney removed.


Funny Surgery Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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England doesn't have a kidney bank

But it has a Liverpool
England doesn't have a kidney bank

But it has a Liverpool


England Jokes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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Famous kidneys

Billy The Kidney

Nicole Kidney

Hello Kidney

John F. Kidney

The Kidney And I

Kidney Rock
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Akshay: tiwhale
Akshay: kidny
Famous kidneys

Billy The Kidney

Nicole Kidney

Hello Kidney

John F. Kidney

The Kidney And I

Kidney Rock


Celebrity Jokes,  John F Kennedy Jokes,  
    
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Started World War 3

On kidney dialysis
Started World War 3

On kidney dialysis


Osama Bin Laden Jokes,  Jokes About Osama Bin Laden,  
    
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kidney stones

like having chuck fight his way out your
kidney stones

like having chuck fight his way out your


Chuck Norris Memes,  Best Chuck Norris Joke,  
    
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Shut up and

Take my kidney
Shut up and

Take my kidney


Futurama Fry Meme (theme),  Futurama Memes,  
    
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Hey girl

I'm sorry about your kidney
Hey girl

I'm sorry about your kidney


Hey Girl (theme),  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone
Harry Potter And The Kidney Stone

Harry Potter Joke,  Harry Potter Memes,  
    
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