Kids Halloween Jokes

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"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to frickin' brew."
"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to frickin' brew."

Witch Jokes,  Fairytale Jokes,  Funny Cooking Quotes  
    
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !


Stupid Kid Jokes,  Pumpkin Jokes  
    
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Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism !


Broom Jokes,  Witch Jokes,  Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad !


Broom Jokes,  Thief Jokes,  Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Why is A Jack-o-lantern just like Buddha?

A: They both have an inner light!


Buddha Jokes,  Pumpkin Jokes For Kids,  Religion Jokes  
    
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Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?

A: When you drop it; then its squash!


Fruit Jokes For Kids,  Pumpkin Puns,  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat!


Knock Knock Whos There,  Knock Knock Jokes 2014,  Trick Or Treat Jokes  
    
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Knock, Knock!!
Whos there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton me but it is Halloween!


Knock Knock Whos There,  Halloween Humor,  3 Year Old Jokes  
    
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Q: What kind of ghost haunts skyscrapers?

A: Higher spirits!


Halloween Jokes,  Riddles And Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do ghouls use to wash their hair?

A: You!


Hair Puns,  Monster Jokes,  Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Why did the frog dress up for Halloween as a spy?

A: He wants to be croak and dagger agent when he grow up!


Frog Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you get if you cross Halloween with a demon?

A: Some hot head kid in a Halloween costume!


Great Jokes To Tell,  Costume Jokes  
    
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Q: Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween?

A: Scare-de-cat!


Pet Jokes,  Funny Cat Puns,  Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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What do witches use to do their hair?

Scare spray.
What do witches use to do their hair?

Scare spray.


Witch Jokes,  Fun Kids Jokes,  Funny Halloween Comics  
    
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Q: What did the ghost mom say to her ghost son?

A: Make sure to buckle your sheetbelt!!


Ghost Puns,  Ghost Jokes,  Halloween Puns,  
    
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