Kids Jokes And Riddles

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Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?

A: She ran away from the ball.
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Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?

A: She ran away from the ball.


Cinderella Jokes,  Basketball Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!
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Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!


Corny Jokes For Kids,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? 

A: A needle.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.


Eye Jokes,  Sewing Puns,  
    
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Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? 

A: A walkie-talkie!
Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!


Parrot Jokes,  Centipede Jokes,  
    
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How did the tree feel after the beaver left?

Gnawed so good.
How did the tree feel after the beaver left?

Gnawed so good.


Beaver Puns,  Beaver Jokes,  Tree Puns,  
    
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Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!
Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!


Funny Hair Stylist Jokes,  Fun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."
Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."


Deer Puns,  Deer Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!
Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!


Ice Puns,  Comedy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!
Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!


Tomato Puns,  Tomato Jokes,  
    
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Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!
Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

A: Stuck!


Elephant Jokes For Kids,  Funniest Jokes Ever For Kids,  
    
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What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.
What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.


Metal Jokes,  Short Clean Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.


Lemon Puns,  Funny Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.


Cow Puns,  Milk Puns,  Jokes About Milk,  
    
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Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.
Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.


Riddles And Funny Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"
What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"


Cactus Jokes,  Porcupine Jokes,  
    
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