Kids Jokes And Riddles

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Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?

A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?

A: She ran away from the ball.


Cinderella Jokes,  Basketball Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? 

A: A needle.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.


Eye Jokes,  Sewing Puns,  
    
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Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!
Rhinoceros Joke

Q: How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!


Corny Jokes For Kids,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!
Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!


Funny Hair Stylist Jokes,  Fun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How did the tree feel after the beaver left?

Gnawed so good.
How did the tree feel after the beaver left?

Gnawed so good.


Beaver Puns,  Beaver Jokes,  Tree Puns,  
    
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Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."
Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."


Deer Puns,  Deer Jokes,  
    
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Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? 

A: A walkie-talkie!
Parrot Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!


Parrot Jokes,  Centipede Jokes,  
    
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Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

A: Fingernails


Carpenter Jokes,  Hammer Jokes,  
    
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Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!
Q:

How do you fix a broken tomato?

A:

With tomato paste!


Tomato Puns,  Tomato Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!
Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?

A: Because it might crack up!


Ice Puns,  Comedy Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.


Cow Puns,  Milk Puns,  Jokes About Milk,  
    
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Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.
Q:

What animal can jump higher than a house

A:

Any animal - a house can't jump.


Riddles And Funny Jokes,  House Jokes,  
    
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.


Lemon Puns,  Funny Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"
What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

"Is that you, Mommy?"


Cactus Jokes,  Porcupine Jokes,  
    
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Cowboy joke

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry!
Cowboy joke

Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry!


Funny Cowboy Sayings,  Good Funny Jokes,  
    
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