Kids Jokes For 5 Year Olds

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?

Shut the door, I'm dressing!


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What kind of bugs do you find in a graveyard?

zom-bees.


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What do you say to a sick dairy farmer?

Feel butter.


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What is a squirrel's favorite ballet?

The Nut Cracker.


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I'm Grate!

No!  you're a monster
I'm Grate!

No! you're a monster


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Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.


Barney Jokes,  Cute Dinosaur Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.


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How do you make a pumpkin stand?

Take away it's chair!


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What do you call James Bond when he dives into the water?

James Pond


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What is a Barbie that sits in the sun to long? A Barbie-Q

Barbie And Ken Jokes,  Barbie Doll Jokes,  
    
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What goes "zzub zzub zzub zzub"?

A bee flying backwards!!


Bee Jokes,  One Line Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q. What do you call a anteater that doesn't eat ants?
A. An anti-eater!


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, It's only a joke!


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Q: What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

A: "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."


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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don't call me cuckoo!


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