Kids Jokes One Liners

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"Fun size" is a whole bag of Snickers jammed together. 

SNICKALOAF!!
"Fun size" is a whole bag of Snickers jammed together.

SNICKALOAF!!


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Snickers Jokes,  Candy Bar Jokes,  
    
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"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."
"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

Playground Jokes,  Swinging Jokes,  Kids Joke,  
    
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Never go head first

Down a slide
Never go head first

Down a slide


Playground Jokes,  Total Fail,  Kids Jokes Funny,  
    
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All iguana do is have some fun.
All iguana do is have some fun.

Funny Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  Reptile Jokes,  
    
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When your teacher says you can pick partners but you dont have any friends in the class
When your teacher says you can pick partners but you dont have any friends in the class

Funny Jokes,  Teacher Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?
Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?

Memes,  Funny Commercial Quotes,  Best Put Downs,  
    
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What do you say to a sick dairy farmer?

Feel butter.


Medical Jokes One Liners,  Kids Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  
    
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A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?

The President!


Clean Kids Jokes,  Funniest Kids Jokes  
    
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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door!


Vampire Jokes,  Dracula Jokes,  Corny Kids Jokes,  
    
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What did the big cup say to the little cup

You are to young to be steaming.


Cup Jokes,  Tea Jokes,  Funny Jokes For 8 Year Olds  
    
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How is snow white?

Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs


Fairytale Jokes,  Dwarf Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell Kids,  
    
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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!


Aardvark Jokes,  Kids Animal Jokes,  Ugly Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did the bartender say to spider when started to tell him a story?

A: Hey there lots of legs. Now that is some spinning yarn your tell me!


Bartender Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell Kids,  Spider Jokes,  
    
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Does it hurt to chew?

Only when my mom makes me eat broccoli, liver or tofu!
Does it hurt to chew?

Only when my mom makes me eat broccoli, liver or tofu!


Funny Kids Quotes,  Funny Kids Sayings,  
    
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