Kids Puns

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aruba

Aruba who? 

Aruba the lamp and out comes the genie!
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Aruba

Aruba who?

Aruba the lamp and out comes the genie!


Aruba Jokes,  Genie Jokes,  
    
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The library has so many books, it has many floors!

It's "a multi-story building."
The library has so many books, it has many floors!

It's "a multi-story building."


Library Puns,  My Little Pony Jokes,  
    
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I wood like to make an appointment!

Ha ha

Hehe

Sure thing! I'll pencil you in. What seems to be the problem? 

I haven't gone number 2! In weeks!
I wood like to make an appointment!

Ha ha

Hehe

Sure thing! I'll pencil you in. What seems to be the problem?

I haven't gone number 2! In weeks!


Pencil Puns,  Pun Examples For Kids,  
    
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Time for a 

Cat nap
Time for a

Cat nap


Memes,  Ariana Grande Jokes,  Funny Cats Jokes,  
    
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Row, row, row your bot.
Row, row, row your bot.

Funny Jokes,  Robot Puns,  Rowing Puns,  
    
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Ufo

Caught on tape
Ufo

Caught on tape


Memes,  Ufo Jokes,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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"Im feeling extraordinary or as I like to say extraordinharry"
"Im feeling extraordinary or as I like to say extraordinharry"

Funny Jokes,  One Direction Jokes,  Punny,  
    
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How did the parrot get to the vet?

He flu.


Flu Jokes,  Parrot Jokes,  Bird Jokes For Kids,  Funny Veterinarian Jokes,  
    
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Why do you measure snakes in inches?

Because they have no feet.


Joke Snake,  Snake Jokes For Kids,  Snake Joke,  Feet Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud.


Milk Puns,  Funny Cow Facts,  Children Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about this kidnapping?

His mom woke him up.
Did you hear about this kidnapping?

His mom woke him up.


Dumb Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Cute Puns,  
    
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The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Magic Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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A bicycle can't stand on its own

Because it's two tired.
A bicycle can't stand on its own

Because it's two tired.


Bicycle Puns,  Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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I'm a professional bee keeper.

I do it for the Buzz.


Bee Jokes,  Insect Jokes For Kids,  Job Humor,  Punny Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why are spiders like kids toy tops?

A: They are always spinning!


Spider Jokes,  Toy Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  
    
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