King Kong Jokes

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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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ping pong balls? 

ha, ha. i tught you said, "king kong's balls".
ping pong balls?

ha, ha. i tught you said, "king kong's balls".


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 Bob Newhart talks about his favorite movie, King Kong.

Bob Newhart - King Kong
Bob Newhart talks about his favorite movie, King Kong.

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I'm glad to hear "King Kong" wasn't a documentary

Animals shouldn't be treated like that
I'm glad to hear "King Kong" wasn't a documentary

Animals shouldn't be treated like that


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King Kong vs Godzilla

Early years
King Kong vs Godzilla

Early years


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How come the giant ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?The elevator was broken!

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Q: What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
A: Miss most of the film!


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Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

A: "Are you my mother?"


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Q: What business is King Kong in?
A: Monkey business.


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Q: How do you catch King Kong?

A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.


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Q: How can you mend King Kong's arm if hes twisted it?

A: With a monkey wrench.


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Q: If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?

A: A ding-dong King Kong.


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King King ain't got nothin on me Jack!
King King ain't got nothin on me Jack!

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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