Knife Jokes

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Some of y'all have never had your siblings chase you around the house with a knife when your parents were gone for hours at a time and it rly shows
Some of y'all have never had your siblings chase you around the house with a knife when your parents were gone for hours at a time and it rly shows

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Funny Sibling Quotes,  
    
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Anne Hathaway holding a knife and laughing is my 2016 mood.
Anne Hathaway holding a knife and laughing is my 2016 mood.

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  
    
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we will discuss the pose later. for now, can anyone explain why the guy standing alone is lding a knife?
we will discuss the pose later. for now, can anyone explain why the guy standing alone is lding a knife?

Latest Funny Pictures,  Lol Memes,  
    
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when people don't realize jet fuel can't melt steel beams someone wants a knife fight.
when people don't realize jet fuel can't melt steel beams

someone wants a knife fight.

Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams,  Fight Jokes,  Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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You should always carry a knife on you in case of emergencies
You should always carry a knife on you in case of emergencies

Memes,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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when ur family keeps going into ur room
when ur family keeps going into ur room

Memes,  Family Jokes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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I remember this one time When I helped Ben Carson fix his broken knife
I remember this one time

When I helped Ben Carson fix his broken knife

Ben Carson Memes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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I guess I should've used a butter knife
I guess I should've used a butter knife

Funny Pictures,  Cooking Fail,  
    
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wrong neighborod motherer
wrong neighborod motherer

Memes,  Funny Bird Images,  
    
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our two-year-old daughter fell asleep like this, we added the knife for dramatic effect.
our two-year-old daughter fell asleep like this, we added the knife for dramatic effect.

Funny Pictures,  Hilariously Funny Pictures,  
    
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when you need to look your best but also stab a at a moment's notice
when you need to look your best but also stab a at a moment's notice

Picture Humor Jokes,  Funny Picture With Caption,  Funny As Hell Jokes,  
    
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Butcher knife? Oh you mean a razor?
Butcher knife?

Oh you mean a razor?

Butcher Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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ccolate covered bacon wrapped hunting knife. the gift that keeps on giving. red neck chirstmas aaaaaaaaaawww yyyeeeeeaaaa
ccolate covered bacon wrapped hunting knife. the gift that keeps on giving.

red neck chirstmas

aaaaaaaaaawww

yyyeeeeeaaaa

Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Bacon Memes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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When Boo Boo kitty used a kitchen knife... To open a pregnancy test..
When Boo Boo kitty used a kitchen knife...

To open a pregnancy test..

Memes,  Empire Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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Phillips head Flat head screwdriver
Phillips head

Flat head screwdriver

Memes,  Screwdriver Jokes,  
    
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