Knife Puns

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Blade's uncle

Butter knife
Blade's uncle

Butter knife


Memes,  Uncle Jokes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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That knife you stuck in my back became useful when it came time to cut my ties with you
That knife you stuck in my back became useful when it came time to cut my ties with you

Funny Quotes,  Funny Breakup Quotes,  
    
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Do not open with knives
Do not open with knives

Funny Pictures,  Funny Foto,  Stupid Funny Jokes  
    
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What idd the knife say to the other knife?

You are looking sharp today.


Knife Jokes,  Jokes For 5 Year Old Kids,  Funny Jokes For 6 Year Olds  
    
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i got banned from lasertag today....

apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.
i got banned from lasertag today....

apparently you can't use a knife to save ammo.


Images Of Funny Sayings,  Latest Funny Quotes,  Zach Galifianakis  
    
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Brings a knife to a gunfight

World war II
Brings a knife to a gunfight

World war II


Funny War Quotes,  Gun Meme,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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This will make a fine cutting board in a couple weeks
This will make a fine cutting board in a couple weeks

Toshiba Jokes,  Laptop Jokes,  Kitchen Puns,  
    
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Hide your guns, hide your knives

And hide your grenade launchers cause Obama is taking all the guns out here.
Hide your guns, hide your knives

And hide your grenade launchers cause Obama is taking all the guns out here.


Great Obama Jokes,  Bed Intruder Meme  
    
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Apparently, giving the candidate a blunt knife and frozen mustard and then asking him to slice was an inappropriate way of letting them know that they didnt get the job.

Funny Job Jokes,  Work Puns,  
    
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Theres been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.

Im currently facing the axe.


Circus Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell Kids,  The Best Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


Canada Jokes,  Canadian Humor,  
    
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Q: What did the fork say to the knife?

A: "You're looking sharp!"


Knife Jokes,  Funny Kids Jokes,  Jokes For 11 Year Olds,  
    
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What's the difference between 

A girl's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point
What's the difference between

A girl's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point


Knife Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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try to cook me 

motherer
try to cook me

motherer


Crab Jokes,  Seafood Puns,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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Using a butter knife on steak...it just doesn't cut it.

Knife Jokes,  Steak Jokes,  Steak Puns,  
    
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