Knight Jokes

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Good morning, good knight!

Gadzooks! That was a quick day!

The Dark Ages
Good morning, good knight!

Gadzooks! That was a quick day!

The Dark Ages


Roman Jokes For Kids,  Fun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.''
''It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.''

Best British Jokes,  British Jokes,  Anti Scottish Jokes,  
    
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So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!
So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!

Guacamole Jokes,  Medieval Memes,  
    
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oh no, it seems i dropped my sword...

umm
oh no, it seems i dropped my sword...

umm


Funny Jokes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Medieval Memes,  
    
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We fight at dawn
We fight at dawn

Memes,  Dog Memes,  
    
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What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?
What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?

Funny Pictures,  Poker Jokes,  
    
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Your knight in shining armor 

Has arrived, ladies
Your knight in shining armor

Has arrived, ladies


Meme,  Short Joke,  
    
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Wass lookin for a knight an shining armor, turns out I get a loser in aluminum foil !!!

Funny Ecards,  Short Jokes About Men,  
    
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What's happening on twitter?

You're trending my Lord
What's happening on twitter?

You're trending my Lord


Funny Twitter Sayings,  Game Of Thrones Meme,  Game Of Thrones Memes  
    
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I knight this element

Zirconium
I knight this element

Zirconium


Zirconium Jokes,  Funny Element Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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My grandfather was a knight

His name was Sir Loin
My grandfather was a knight

His name was Sir Loin


Steak Puns,  Jokes About Cows,  Steak Jokes  
    
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When Rabbi Gold was knighted by the Queen, as part of the knighting ceremony, he had to kneel before the Queen. And as we all know, Jews do not bow before anyone except Hashem. On top of that, he was told to recite a paragraph from the Christian liturgy during the actual knighting. The rabbi was in a quandary, as this was being televised, but he could NOT violate the Jewish laws.

The five honorees were lined up waiting for the Queen to receive them. As her royal highness entered the room all kneeled, except for Rabbi Gold. The Queen noticed this, but diplomatically ignored it. Then, the Queen began knighting each person. When she came to Rabbi Gold who still wasn't kneeling, she looked at him expectantly. Realizing she was waiting for the Latin recitation, he began to sweat and shake with nervousness. Then, in a fit of utter desperation, he said the first thing that came to mind, "Ma nish tana halilah hazeh!"

The Queen, perplexed, turned to the Prince and asked, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"...


Old Jew Jokes,  Queen Jokes,  Religious Jokes Clean  
    
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A weeknight is a tiny nobleman.

Play On Word Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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I wanted to join a medieval troupe but didnt have any qualifications.

I had to go to knight school.


School Puns,  School Humor,  Jokes About School  
    
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Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights.


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