Knock Knock Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular viral knock knock jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

Knock knock! Jokes are conversational jokes. They usually require the person being told the joke to ask “Who’s there” the joke ultimately ends in a play on words. These jokes range from clean and kid friendly to indecent and flat out gross and everything in-between.

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Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."
Knock knock.

Whos there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

"Never mind. It's pointless."


Funny Jokes,  Bad Knock Knock Jokes,  Pencil Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max no difference to you, just let me in!


Children Knock Knock Jokes,  Kids Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Knock Knock Joke,  Knock Knock Whos There,  
    
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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yachts

Yachts who?

Yachts up, doc?


Knock Knock Joke,  Lame Knock Knock Jokes,  Knock Knock Who's There  
    
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cow goes.

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes "Moo!"


Cow Jokes For Kids,  Cow Jokes,  Cow Puns,  
    
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the house.

Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!


Stupid Animal Jokes,  Chicken Cross The Road,  3 Year Old Jokes  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cows say.

Cows say who?

No silly, cows say moo!


Kiddie Jokes,  Children Jokes,  Cow Jokes For Kids  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.


Knock Knock Jokes For Children,  Good Knock Knock Jokes For Kids  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yourself.

Yourself who?

Your cell phone's ringing you better answer it.


Cell Phone Jokes,  Jokes For 12 Year Olds,  Good Knock Knock Jokes For Kids  
    
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Knock, Knock!

Whos There?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?


Knock Knock Joke,  Murder Jokes  
    
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Knock, Knock!

Whos There?

Dewey!

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom?


Adult Jokes,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Oh no, why are you crying?


Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  Jokes For 6 Year Olds,  Jokes For 7 Year Olds,  
    
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?


5 Year Old Jokes,  Jokes For 5 Year Olds,  Jokes For 6 Year Olds  
    
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Knock Knock

Whos There?

Ben Hur

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!


Naughty Jokes,  Freaky Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ya!
Ya Who?
YaHoo! Answers !


Best Stupid Jokes,  Stupid Joke,  Knock Knock Who's There  
    
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